Comments on: 7 Precautionary Tips for Beating Hippies

By: Hippie Taxonomy: A Quick Reference Guide | Political Humor by Radioactive Liberty

Thu, 01 Jan 2009 03:01:23 +0000

[...] from taser-wielding police officers. There are no special equipment needs to be considered when beating an anti-war hippie, you should be careful not to expose yourself to their blood, or their incoherent anti-war [...]

By: My Political Humor Christmas Wish List | Political Humor by Radioactive Liberty

Thu, 25 Dec 2008 16:55:17 +0000

[...] A pet hippie you can beat whenever you like. Since moonbats think humans are the root of all evil in the happy magical land [...]

By: Satire | President Obama and the Apocalypse | Political Humor by Radioactive Liberty

Wed, 05 Nov 2008 17:53:14 +0000

[...] of conquering, and to conquer small, oil rich countries, and the blogosphere. He rode forth and trampled many hippies, and moonbats beneath the white horse’s [...]

By: In Case You Weren’t Sure: Hippies Are Evil « You Should Be Tasered

In Case You Weren’t Sure: Hippies Are Evil « You Should Be Tasered — Wed, 22 Oct 2008 16:39:41 +0000

[...] Humor and Satire by Radioactive Liberty has some safety tips for hippie beating that will help you stay safe while engaging in this family friendly fun. [...]

By: Save the Trees | Flame War Parody #37 | Political Humor by Radioactive Liberty

Sun, 21 Sep 2008 17:10:13 +0000

[...] and are used for making chairs, baseball bats and other devices useful for clubbing baby seals and beating hippies. So in this week’s flame war parody, we ridicule the eco-nuts and find a way to save the [...]

By: Political Advertising | Flame War Parody | Political Humor by Radioactive Liberty

Sun, 07 Sep 2008 14:20:19 +0000

[...] Should we ban all political advertising that doesn’t promote a platform of beating hippies? [...]

By: Rick Warren Interviews Obama, McCain, Fiar | Political Humor by Radioactive Liberty

Sun, 17 Aug 2008 11:02:21 +0000

[...] be. It was a very tough decision to make, as it goes against every one of my own core principles of beating hippies, but the smell was just gut [...]

By: Hippie Humor | Why I Hate Hippies | Political Humor by Radioactive Liberty

Wed, 06 Aug 2008 22:43:50 +0000

[...] just skip to beating hippies instead. It patriotic, and fun for the whole [...]

By: Augusto

Augusto — Wed, 02 Jul 2008 17:37:56 +0000

Ah, imported hippies. That is a different matter all together. Typically, we just have the crazy homeless dudes – who are differentiated from K Street Lobbyists by the presence of the cellphone at their ear vs walking down the street just plain talking to themselves and their invisible companions.

Those pink people sometimes demonstrate across the street from my office. They are very hostile to the nearby Big Oil trade association. Fortunately they don’t seem to show up with the limo of the ExxonMobil president arrives for strategy meetings – that would be so awkward.

By: Fiar

Fiar — Wed, 02 Jul 2008 14:19:23 +0000

No, Augusto. It was a Code Pink demonstration last September. There were thousands of dirty hippies just looking for an eco-friendly beating.