There’s nothing funny about swine flu. Except the way the media is covering it:

NYC Stops Pig Latin Speakers To Stem Swine Flu

At work we’ve been calling St. Mary’s virus, and positing that there is a connection between the fact that New York has the highest concentration of cases, and the scareforce one incident. Now they’re saying Obama and some of his apostles may have it. Eerie circumstances.

Sigh… Swine flu was created by the mad genius John McCain in retaliation of his Presidential defeat.

Everyone knows that by solving the Middle East Crisis (apparently a crisis in motion remains a crisis until acted upon by US dollars. I think Einstein came up with that one) also solves all other problems in the world including climate change and swine flu.

No no no that video is all wrong.

First Jimbo Scott illegally obtained a monkey to sell on the black market but it had the swine flu. Then some scientist accidentally got infected in the lab then later sneezed in a movie theater.

Somewhere along the line General Ford and Col. Sam Daniels got involved, helping to save everyone.

No really, that is how it happened.

Spot-on. The scary part is there’s a chance that some of this might not be too far from what may come.
I’d use “sheeple” instead of “sheep”. Other than that, wonderful stuph!

Ha, everyone knows Mexican illegals came across the Canadian border! Who’s she trying to kid? Porous southern border, indeed. And what a hoax, $14trillion couldn’t even cover expenses for those already sick.