Uber has a fashits nosense rant about how she wants to agenst the pubic edgecatin. I dosen’t evne makes any sense. No suprize they’re. Its tipicle of fashits like her. I wsa tooken me along time to reed. Really long and dosn’t make much snese. Like 4 paged longer.
I wen’t to pubic skool, and I know firts hand how good they teech teh chrilden the’re. Its funny taht she call herself “Uber” (mean “souper) because she so uber ignerint. I wnet to pubic skool summer pogrim to grajewhate becaus my inglish teacher wsa always sqquishing my desent again. He sayed I’m not folow mainstreem enough(folloew heard) because I try to thig for myself and do thinks different.
He tell me that my writnig skill are incohearint. (big word mean raelly good. SO I knwo it wsaant my preformince in skool taht hold me bak. But then I get to summer pogrim and I have raelly good Progeive teecher) and he say to me “you have a good hed on you’re showlders. Shood get threw no porblem.
So I finnish sumer porgrim and I wsa grajewhated near the top of my klass. The new (good Teecher said I ekseeded the basic minmim standrads of literisy. See thath Uber!!! Exseeded. Thath means better than. Take tath with you’re homoskooling.
I Find it theocraticle (do one thing and say anohter) that you criticize pubic skool, and you don’t even use pubic skool sistim. See, just like the fashits you sre telling everyone to be just like you thing. Tipikle free speech for everyone that thigs like you. Is thath it?
Oh, and doent event thnik abotu trying to sqwish my dessent, because I know you’re reael name, Mis Penelope J Maximin. If you dn’ot wnat me to tell everyone waht the J stnads for you need to keep kwite. So doent even thing abotu it. See!
I can jest see it now, how you aer porbaly peiing in you’re pnats. I just wish tath I could sea you’re face. We need to save are pubic skools, not distroy (get rid of them.
Importint Updated: I was on so much of a role taht I forgot I ment to say anohter part in this post. Just pertend taht they’re s a arrow pointign up to above here wear this si raelly was supose to be . Remeber, arrow poitingn up to the above part above hear.
I alwyas say garbidge in is garbidge out. EI Garbidge in- Uber not pubic skool. Garbidge otu = No sense fashits rant from homoskolled. Remeber this wsa part was befor the improtint updated.
EDITORS NOTE: By FIAR
I don’t know who posted this crap, but thanks for taking a dump all over my blog, like it wasn’t already craptacular enough. I can assure you this was not written by me. It does, however seem consistent with the works of this guy. I don’t know how he knew how to login as me though.
2004–2008
13 responses so far ↓
1
fmragtops
// Mar 20, 2006 at 1:21 pm
U sow dem fashits : Fitch’ Mekin foon of hour pubic ejikashun, ho dere dey!
2
Dr. Phat Tony
// Mar 20, 2006 at 2:07 pm
Are you channeling Deano4prez?
3
von
// Mar 20, 2006 at 2:08 pm
pubic educashun…har har har.
4
FRIAR
// Mar 20, 2006 at 4:37 pm
I do’nt know whose wsa this taht high jaxed my webbsight, but I’m the rael FRIAR (Finch raelly is abotu right) and of course the taggedline “you can begin to say how Im always not right. Who says tath but the real FRIAR? Whose evre it was change my poastwrod, so I ca’nt get in to fix it. I demand the the highjaker give me bak my webbsight. Does any one now how to I can get bak control from tihs highjaxer?
5
von
// Mar 20, 2006 at 4:43 pm
sgot summin ta do wit dat winders
6
fmragtops
// Mar 20, 2006 at 5:27 pm
Dude, is this Dean04Prez for real, or is this someone making fun? I hate to slam this guy because if he is for real, he must be 12 years old, or mentally retarded.
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von
// Mar 20, 2006 at 11:57 pm
I fell victim to this myself. I came to the conclusion that it was an alter ego of Fitch. A VERY FUNNY alter-ego.
8
FIAR
// Mar 21, 2006 at 12:31 am
FM, Von. I refer you to this link. http://drphattonys.blogspot.co.....atire.html
This was my discovery of Dean04Prez. You will note that it Doctor Phat Tony that discovered him.
9
Kate
// Mar 21, 2006 at 6:27 am
Fitch,
Is that your secret admirer?
Scary!
10
bob
// Mar 21, 2006 at 11:07 am
Lituraci iz aliv n welll is dean’s werled.
11 Steve the Pirate[net] // Mar 23, 2006 at 8:49 am
[...] Fitch’s blog at Radioactive Liberty seems to have been hijacked and this: Save Are Skools is what was left in the hijacker’s wake. [...]
12
uber
// Mar 26, 2006 at 7:23 am
lmao You do that really well, Fitch. Have you been trolling teens on myspace.com or what? Or maybe that’s where you attracted the secret admirer…
Thanks for the linky love!
–Penelope (can’t imagine what name beginning with J could possibly top that one) *g*
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FIAR
// Mar 26, 2006 at 9:22 am
Did you notice how he got “maximum” as “maximin” and “Finch raelly is abotu right”
I’m about right? Finch?
Sheesh. Clear indications of educational failure.
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