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Imagine if we had a day where everyone just opened their doors for an hour to cool off the earth!

I saw THIS on that evil FOX News network thing. They turn people into tea-bagging idiot, extremists, dontchya know?

Fiar, I disagree with your premise that coldening is a good thing. Any deviation, no matter how slight, from the Earth’s optimum mean temperature as determined by Al Gore, and the UN, can cause catastrophic cataclysms! That, and you’re gay for posting that picture.

Eric, won’t that just make the days 23 hours long?

Les, not only will it get cold, but Miami will be a haven of “alternative lifestyles” by 2025.

JR, Brilliant indeed.

Elm, I had not even considered the effect of frigid women on Global Warming. No more sex, people! It’s making the Earth all hot and bothered.

Since Hillary Clinton is such a cold-hearted biotch she should periodically blow her icy breath towards the poles. To trigger these events, have Bill engage another intern in a “session” with Hillary as a witness. Her reaction should be cold.

Start Home Businesses for all those people who have been laidoff due to the economic recession . They can make ice cubes in their fridges which will then be transported to the artic on the monorail. This program will create jobs for thousands, save the ice caps and gives us an excuse to build that awesome highspeed nationwide monorail. Brilliant!

My first thought is to have all the Men in Black Suits, change to white ones. This will help defect sunlight and possibly bullets from right-wing extremist groups. There will also be the perception that (while these guys are guarding the President) we are now a Banana Republic.

Although, when Global Cooling does take place, I worry about the government intruding on my ice hole. I’ll leave it up to JO to call you gay for that picture.

The Jump For Gaia Global Temperature Adjustment Protocol Initiative (JFGGTAPI). This is MY theory on how we as humans can adjust the global temperature at will. The math is a little complicated, so I will paraphrase.
Every person on the earth (6 bil. est.) jumps up and down for 6 minutes every day at noon (local time). The earth will move farther away from the sun due to the torque induced on it by the jumping collective human mass. If we want it warmer, we all jump at midnight. Problems solved.