Saving Money Under Dr. Obama’s Health Care Plan
I’m all for anything that means less work for me, so with that, I present to you this political humor guest post by Clyde James Aragon.
Barack Obama’s head first slide into reforming the nation’s medical industry comes with his determination to cut healthcare costs. Thus, tucked away in the 1,018 pages of H.R. 3200 – America’s Affordable Health Choices Act of 2009 – are Obama-conceived options for substituting inexpensive alternatives for costly medical procedures:
PROCEDURE OBAMA SUBSTITUTE
cataract surgery — seeing eye pound puppy
coronary angioplasty — can of compressed air
physical exam with X-ray — a walk through airport security
tubal ligation — chastity belt
brain surgery — aspirin
jaw surgery — Jack LaLanne Power Juicer
hip or knee replacement — crutches
heart transplant — rosary
Finally, a vast amount of money will be saved by replacing autopsies with obituaries.
In a nod to conservatives and the religious, he has dubbed all this his Single Prayer plan.
Category: Political Humor Tags: Humour, Obama Humor, Obamacare, Political Humor, President Barack Obama
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Are you bearing false witness?
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…Obama-conceived…
Well, that can only delivered from one place, and I think we’ve been seeing that already.
Nice job CJ, but next time you pick a name, don’t use one that has part of my made-up name in it. Okay?
Howdy RT!
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Nice job Clyde. I look forward to more posts from you.
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Don’t forget Dr. Obama’s cure for childhood asthma = a breathalyzer.