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Saving the World with Puppies and Kittens

April 1st, 2007 by Flowers Bloom · 11 Comments ·

Flowers BloomBy now you are perhaps pondering, “what has happened to Radioactive Liberty?” Hopefully you have read Flowers and Hugs as well, and if you have not, please do so in a prompt fashion. I am Flowers Bloom, and it would seem that FIAR has handed off the domain to me. He muttered something in a virtually incoherent drunken stupor about how, “If Fmragtops won’t blog, then nobody can!”

Rest assured that it sounded no less unintelligible to me than it does to you. What influence does the blogging or non-blogging status of one individual bear upon the remainder of us? Nothing, from what I can discern, but if FIAR wants to retire from blogging, that is his prerogative.

In the future, I hope to focus on the impending environmental holocaust, and just what steps we can take, and must take, in order to avert disaster. If there is even the most remote potential that we can avoid the looming global extinction, then it is something we must do, no matter how drastic.

I look forward to engaging in lively discourse with the readership that FIAR has built. It is imperative that we share our ideals with non like-minded individuals, as well as with like-minded progressives.

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11 responses so far ↓

  • 1 TJ's Anti-contrarian Blog // Apr 1, 2007 at 1:58 pm

    AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

    What happened to Radioactive Liberty?
    Cetinaly these flowers would have decayed in his radiant power by now.

  • 2 Skul // Apr 1, 2007 at 2:07 pm

    OK, this is starting to creep me out.

    Wonder Woman, howz about tossing that lasso around FIARS scrawny neck and dragging his puppies and pussy around the pasture a bit. Hit some cactus while you’re at it. That’ll straighten the lad out.

  • 3 Tyler D // Apr 1, 2007 at 4:20 pm

    This is a good look.

  • 4 Wild Bill // Apr 1, 2007 at 7:39 pm

    I think FIAR and FMragtops must have had a brokeback relationship and Flowers Bloom is their hippie mutant love child.

  • 5 Wonder Woman // Apr 1, 2007 at 9:55 pm

    Skul…I’m afraid the puppies and kittens are sapping away my power…all these flowers and cute things are like cryptonite to me. I have no power to stop it…much fun as dragging a pussy around a cactus sounds…

  • 6 Roland // Apr 1, 2007 at 10:35 pm

    F**k you, flower children!

  • 7 Skul // Apr 2, 2007 at 2:01 am

    OK, Wild Bill, now you’re scaring ME!!

  • 8 FIAR // Apr 2, 2007 at 10:07 am

    “If Fmragtops won’t blog, then nobody can!”

    Did I really say that? That doesn’t make any damn sense.

  • 9 RT - Chief Mongress // Apr 2, 2007 at 11:44 am

    Whiner! Grow some and post enough for the two of you!

  • 10 Flowers and Hugs — Radioactive Liberty // Aug 2, 2007 at 10:39 pm

    [...] Saving the World with Puppies and Kittens → [...]

  • 11 How You Can Help Save the Planet — Radioactive Liberty // Aug 3, 2007 at 7:01 am

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