True true, I dont know what I was thinking not being born a yanky.

Pope Terry That ought to teach you a lesson about being from Not-America.

N Grove You make it sound like being female is a Bad Thing™.

Female as charged

Australian so apparently my insignificant country wont allow me to enter.

But heres my entry any way.

‘I used to sell my organs on the black market, then I read a book by Tony Robins, and now I’m a succesful fisherman in Alaska. One day we needed something to chock up the sorting table so I grabbed this book by that guy that drew that dude that turned into the cartoon series that made me go huh!’

N Grove That’s kind of homosexual – not that there’s anything wrong with that – unless you’re a girl. Then it’s cool, I guess.

BobG I need to get used to the new name. Maybe you can revitalize my interest in politics, because right now, I simply don’t give a shit.

It’s good to be back. Hopefully my situation has stabilized itself so I can remain for a good long while.

In a world of soul sucking darkness and despair, Scott Adams is an aromatherapy spa day complete with pedicure and herbal wrap.

Good one, Mr. No-longer-a-pirate. It’s good to see you back again. I’ll have to remember to add your site when I get a chance.

I was dying. I was going towards the bright, white light when all of a sudden I saw “STICK TO DRAWING COMICS, MONKEY-BRAIN!” floating towards me. When I opened it to page one, I was immediately returned to life! Not only that, but the book has made me impervious to bullet wounds, broken bones, MRSA, and Chuck Norris! Thanks, Scott Adams!