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[...] Shoe Throwing – What Would Obama Do [...]

[...] Shoe Throwing – What Would Obama Do [...]

Obama, I am a highly unqualified senatorial hopeful from Massachusetts New York. However, the world saw my father’s brains get blown out on film, so doesn’t that make me qualified . . . not matter how much of an idiot I am?

(Also, I could not fill out this form in crayon. What would Obama do?)

Caroline Kennedy

You don’t pet your ferret in public, do you?

What would Obama do about that?

I hate you. WWOD about that?

Dear Obama,

I am a liberal blogger but since Starbucks has banned me for having a pet ferret I had to find other places to find free wifi. There was the local McDonald’s but it closed due to Bush’s financial policies. Now I have nowhere to blog from.

My only options are: quit blogging and end my promotion of the Democratic mantra or sue Starbucks to allow me to blog there with my pet ferret.

What would Obama do?

Hehe I’ve had that happen to me too.

I think our readers want funny content no matter if the questions for this feature come from us or our audience.

I also think our readers can come up with some great questions for Obama so we do not have to.

Come on faithful fans of RL isn’t there anything you want to ask Obama?

Damn those avatars! I knew I should have signed in using a different account. OK, I was just trying to get this started. This really is a legitimate advice column… really!

Dear Mr. President,

I’ve done well for myself and now I find that a few of my relatives are not so fortunate. I have a strange feeling that comes over me once in a while. It’s kind of like I feel like I should help them. WWOD?

Sincerely,

Moneybags