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Cocksucker it is then, and thank you Les, for the pass. That is my normal term, but they threw me out of the church I attended all my life when I mentioned the new homosexual men wanting to join were just such. Didn’t want to lose my standing at this establishment.

Come-on Eric, c*csucker is all but impossible to pronounce. Cocksucker on the other hand just rolls off the tongue. Er, I mean…

Homo – Greek, Homos – one and the same.
Phobia – fear.
By definition, homophobia is the fear of same-ness, or only one fear, nothing in there about fags (which are cigarettes not gays, which are happy people not queers, which are abnormal people, which can in no way describe the population of sams clam disco) can’t I just say c*csucker and be done with it? Anyway, I don’t fear them, I believe they are deluded and headed for hell, but they don’t really bother me. Who better for handling dead hippy burials? I digress, I’ll give 10:1 odds on Sotomayer being a carpet-muncher, and Rosie would jump right on that.

Seeing that I’m not as bright as any Hispanic woman -this would have to include both Jennifer Lopez and Soledad O’Brien- I’m sure I’ve missed some of the better ideas. Your suggestions are most welcome. I could use the help.