Spandex Flame War Parody #53
We’ve all seen ‘em, Spandex tights in mega-plus sizes. Here’s the stomach churning question: Are these stretchy, modern wonders the problem, or is it the gelatinous, cottage cheesy, cellulite rippled, fat asses that are wearing them?
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Category: Political Humor Tags: Flame War Parody, Spandex
2004–2012
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It is the fat asses being duped into thinking they can wear anything a store puts on its racks as clothing for the ample-bodied folks.
I do not wear tight or leggings. It would scare small children. I already scare grown men enough without them.
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Shame on you RT. People are people. You must learn to look past their complete and utter lack of good taste or the fact you feel revulsion and your lunch moving up your throat. If it takes three yards of ultra stretchy material to make a pair of shorts, then so be it.
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I won’t be concerned until I see Billy Mays on television yelling at me about his Spandex products.
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Three yards; is not a good visual?
If only more people were willing “not” to wear spandex in public it might be safe to go to the Mall again.
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Wearing spandex made in China should be illegal.
Wearing spandex made in America is fine and should be encouraged.
To promote this, tax credits should be given to those wearing spandex imprinted with the American flag or Obama’s image.
USA! USA! USA!
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Spandex or elastane is far from a modern wonder (invented in 1959). Made popular in the ’70′s/’80′s by heavy metal bands (on rail skinny males and athletic females). The use of spandex has been carried into the present not by the ‘form flattering’ function in it’s early days, but by the need to ‘hold back’ the tide of gelatenous mounds of rippling blubber common in todays’ static-living, Big Mac eating, couch potato, internet blathering, video game playing, wearers. Spandex its’ self is hardly to blame, they were just ‘filling the void’ so to speak. It’s definately the fault of too much junk in the trunk.
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I thought the purpose of Spandex was so everyone could look like their Cabbage Patch Kid.
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Eric- Wow. You need outdoor hobby.
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cow tippin’ count?
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Only to the cow Eric, only to the cow.
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Well they do cover the… areas… imagine if they weren’t wearing bottoms at all.
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