Stupid Auto Insurance Advertisements Flame War Parody #50
For some reason, auto insurance companies seem to have some of the most unbearable commercials on television. I guess they hire insurance agents to craft the ads instead of hiring advertising agencies. Today, we discuss the worst ad campaigns. I can recall from memory.
As with all other flame war parody topics, you will be required to feverishly defend your unreasonable opinion.
Which is the more idiotic ad campaign for car insurance: The Progressive “supermarket,” or the Geico money watching you?
Discuss.
Category: Flame War Parody Tags: Car Insurance, Flame War Parody, Geico, Progressive, Stupid Auto Insurance, Stupid Progressive Insurance
2004–2012
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The one with the women in the car that run into things when they see the NASCAR driver.
Casey Kahne?
Stupid.
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Any company with “Progressive” in it’s name gets my vote for most stupid, on principle alone.
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As a true American consumer, I fully support any and all commercials especially those that endorse “tricked out name tags”. (You should see mine! All shiny with rhinestones. A real eye catcher.)
Far more disturbing are the Erectile Disfunction commercials. (shudder) Please, someone, make them stop.
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Any and all Geico commercials. They over-abused those cavemen, and I am physically sickened at the sight of a smart-mouth gecko with obviously more brains than the freaks running the ad campaigns.
I get a kick out of those “Bob” commercials – especially the Santa one with a “sack full” of confidence or whatever his SAC is full of…. I can’t help but think of that House episode with the old woman complaining about the old man and his Viagra and the old man complaining about the old woman he thinks he needs to please….
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This is just plain lame. Where are the other two who are usually funny, huh? Fiar, Chris, what happened? I can normally count on you two to jump in and liven things up. JO just wants to come, say something snide and then JumpOut. Lame.
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Is the Gloved One getting any royalties for the use of “Somebody’s Watching Me”?
Geiko funds kidtouchers!!
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Some one tell me the correct opinion to have, I have no idea what you people are talking about.
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Well, you wouldn’t Alex. You’re one of those damned dirty foreigners. Why don’t you and Les go hug a terrorist?
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Who cares? Insurace is for lazy, politically correct, non-working, money-grabbing liberals! Aww, I smashed your tricked out econo-box with my hummer? Here’s a check you whiner, now move along, I have to get back to employing illegals to do the work you are too lazy to do, building the s#1t houses you live in, payed for out of my taxes.
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Alex – The correct answer is what ever I say it is. Period.
Fiar- And this coming from a guy who breeds hippies.
Eric – a true patriot.
Chris- You’re on to something there. But it scares me that your mind wanders in that direction.
And the rest of you have a bunch of gay responses. Re-read the question and stay on track for once. How can you have an argument when people keep changing the subject?
Oh, I get it now. It was mostly the women changing the subject. Typical.
I see that JO had the good sense to stay away after I exposed his usual tactics.
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I do NOT breed hippies. I beat them. You, on the other hand, seem to like living in their communities. What else do you do? Have gay male sex with them?
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You call living in their communities, being on the other side of a mountain range from them? Geography never was your best subject was it, you East Coast Liberal sympathizer.
I’m not even going to lower myself to respond to your last comment except to say that yeah, I’m sure there is beatings going on with you hippies, or should I say off?
So your pissed at me and bumped my post today? Is that what’s going on?
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My goodness, does someone need to have their hormones checked? Pellets for the win!
And the answer to the question is- they are equally idiotic. They’re both an affront to anyone with more intelligence than a rotten squash. I don’t have to “feverishly defend [my] unreasonable opinion.” because it’s not unreasonable and if you check with my husband, you’ll find I’m always right anyway, making defense unnecessary.
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Yes, ma’am.
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I’m sorry, Les, you freeloader, I have the usual conservative affliction of being employed. I have mixed feelings on this issue. I like the Gekko, and the squirrels, but I hate the cavemen, and the money. Well, I do like the caveman playing tennis against Billy Jean King. I hate the word progressive for obvious reasons. I’d do the chick that sells the insurance if I wasn’t very happily married, so I guess that means I hate both equally…Oh, and all the other opinions here suck.
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JO- So now you’re saying that I’m a freeloader because I’m a retired Army veteran? I’ll out-conservative you any day, you Lousyana French knock-off.
For our wonderful readers, I’m sorry you have to witness this.
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Well, “Flo” is hot.
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Yeah, Fiar, “Flo” is hot – you keep telling yourself that. Les appears to be having a visit from “Flo” right now, huh? Or maybe he’s just always on the rag. And JO only WISHES his opinion was as awesome as mine. All y’all tremble in the wake of my awesomeness.
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Angie- are you sure you want get in on this? I know you’re down for the fight but is this the fight your down for? I always give a lady fair warning and a chance to back off, before verbally bitch slapping her and I’ll extend that same courtesy to you.
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Angie, Les does seem to have woke up on the menstrual side of the bed this morning.
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They all suck.
There.
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Tsk, tsk, tsk.
There’s more bitching and moaning here than on Blue Hair night at the Bingo parlor.
Shame on you, gentlemen, shame!
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[...] Folks, you need better material. I mean really, reach way back into your memory banks to grammar school playground insults. [...]
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Fiar- The minstrel side of the bed? What did I wake up singing? Have you been hanging around Renaissance Fairs again. Remember what happen last time? There was a goat…
Snig- is that link supposed to a be a message for these people to grow-up? I hope so.
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I just had to give my 2 cents’ worth – before I spent it somewhere else.
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I have a pokie thingy that is big but certainly not sleepy and it can keep giving for a really long time. I’m happy to hear you can take it. Before we get into this hot and heavy, consider who’s side you’d like to be on first. I can offer you a very personal opportunity to co-write one of my “interviews”. It was good for RT and Snig. Think about it. Together we could be awesome.
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Les…I think it was suggested that you look into hormones, not Viagra.
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Whore what? That’s fine because I don’t need no stinkin’ ED meds. Damnit Snig, I read your post and now I’m 15 again.
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“There’s more bitching and moaning here than on Blue Hair night at the Bingo parlor.”
Yes, but we don’t smell like mothballs and urine.
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The football post? Shucks, don’t go blaming that lil’ ol’ innocent post for your behavior Mr. James.
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Wait… did Les say he had a period. I’d see a doctor. Or your a woman which means I simply cannot agree with you, as you are wrong, hey its just biology don’t blame me.
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Knock it off Alex. Here we’ve been on pretty good terms up to now and I never said you were a dirty foreigner or any of the things “others” around here have said. Now you go in for the cheap shot. I’m thinking it’s time for me to start hanging around you blog on a more regular basis, you drunken amphibian.
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What did I wake up singing?
Yes, Les. You were singing songs of gaiety and man on man gay male man sects.
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BTW, I didn’t realize calling Alex a dirty foreigner was an insult. Aren’t all foreigners dirty? That’s what I was taught.
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I saw a foreigner once, that means I have empirical evidence that all foreigners are dirty.
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Dang. I go to sleep and wake up to a topic gone awry and Les telling me about his big pokey thing. On the up side, I actually had a cold Dew in the fridge….
Do I have to pick sides? And should I be worried about “interviews” having quotes around it?
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Les, do you think JO would know what a foreigner was without it biting him on the butt and hanging there for a few days?
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BTW, Les, the reason I supported Sarah Palin so much is because I thought she may push legislation that would allow me to send you out on the ice-flow. That’s the Eskimo form of retirement, you know.
Snigs, I know all about foreigners. They are dirty, stinky, communists that make funny sounds when you punch them.
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Angie – You brought it up.
Snig – A foreigner did bite him on the ass once. It died of dysentery a week later.
JO- You supported Palin because she has tits, no other reason. It would have been Hillary but her’s aren’t as big.
Living in Acadiana like you do, everyone who not French is a foreigner to you swamp rats.
And Fiar – What’s up your ass that has you so all fired to call me gay? It seems like you’re the one with issues here. Your fixated on me. Back the hell off.
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It’s true we are all dirty. I accept that, but to call me a frog, you have insulted me dear sir and I demand retribution!
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Amphibious retribution? With Les in his current mood, you might find yourself thrown in a pond somewhere Alex.
And if what Fiar is alluding to is true, Les may jump in the pond after you if you call him “dear” too many times.
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Alex -let me remind your poor alcohol soaked brain, that it was you who spun the tale of the drunk frog, casting yourself in the lead. Now be a good lad, take two aspirin and go sleep it off.
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Les: Nuh-uh! YOU said “interview.” I didn’t say it, sir. With respect, I didn’t say it.
(Get it? I’m so clever!)
I talked about poking things with sticks – like sleeping bears, hippopotami, rhinoceri, and whatnot. I have no libido anymore, so a sexual connotation would be frank impossibility. Maybe it is *I* who needs ED meds?
You got me all excited, then confused. I think that’s against the law. I think I need JO’s taser.
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@Angie: You cannot touch the precioussssss!
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Hey, does anyone remember when this was about stupid auto insurance advertisements?
Me neither.
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@JO: The “precious”???? Oh, boy.
@Fiar: Maybe I need to poke you with a stick, too? If I do, will you then “interview” me?
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Drunken frogs have naught to do with this!