Drunken frogs have naught to do with this!

@JO: The “precious”???? Oh, boy.

@Fiar: Maybe I need to poke you with a stick, too? If I do, will you then “interview” me?

Hey, does anyone remember when this was about stupid auto insurance advertisements?

Me neither.

@Angie: You cannot touch the precioussssss!

Les: Nuh-uh! YOU said “interview.” I didn’t say it, sir. With respect, I didn’t say it. (Get it? I’m so clever!)

I talked about poking things with sticks – like sleeping bears, hippopotami, rhinoceri, and whatnot. I have no libido anymore, so a sexual connotation would be frank impossibility. Maybe it is *I* who needs ED meds?

You got me all excited, then confused. I think that’s against the law. I think I need JO’s taser.

Alex -let me remind your poor alcohol soaked brain, that it was you who spun the tale of the drunk frog, casting yourself in the lead. Now be a good lad, take two aspirin and go sleep it off.

Amphibious retribution? With Les in his current mood, you might find yourself thrown in a pond somewhere Alex.

And if what Fiar is alluding to is true, Les may jump in the pond after you if you call him “dear” too many times.

It’s true we are all dirty. I accept that, but to call me a frog, you have insulted me dear sir and I demand retribution!

Angie – You brought it up.

Snig – A foreigner did bite him on the ass once. It died of dysentery a week later.

JO- You supported Palin because she has tits, no other reason. It would have been Hillary but her’s aren’t as big.

Living in Acadiana like you do, everyone who not French is a foreigner to you swamp rats.

And Fiar – What’s up your ass that has you so all fired to call me gay? It seems like you’re the one with issues here. Your fixated on me. Back the hell off.

BTW, Les, the reason I supported Sarah Palin so much is because I thought she may push legislation that would allow me to send you out on the ice-flow. That’s the Eskimo form of retirement, you know.

Snigs, I know all about foreigners. They are dirty, stinky, communists that make funny sounds when you punch them.