Wild Bill posted a response to a moronic comment he recieved, but I think Wild Bill could have done so much better, so I have taken the liberty of taking a stab at it myself. Remember, this comment originated at Passionate America.

mr mann (IP 195.93.21.100) OMG how pro american is this site?

Whatever gave you that impression? Oh! The title, Passionate America. That was sarcasm, old chum. I hate America every bit as much as you do. Death To America! There, see.

Sorry but this is a load of bollocks coming from an idiotic ignorant pro war yank who needs to grow up and get with the real times.

Terrorists FTW!!!!111!!1111!!11! Saddam 4evr! We’re on the same side here, bloke.

Sorry to dissapoint you but the majority of the people in the UK don’t agree with your opinions.

Well, I would think otherwise, but, OK. If you insist. People in the UK are nothing but pussified faggots. The UK – Where the men are men and the sheep are terrified.

“Did it hurt?”

“Baaaaa!”

“When ewe fell from Heaven, because ewe are an angel.”

“Baaaaaa!”

We deal with things appropriately and not in some stupid manner like you thick war mongering yanks.

Say, you don’t bow in prayer to Mecca 5 times a day, do you? If you do, that’s awesome! The best part is how Muslims get to beat their women, as long as it’s in a Koranic fashion, and if they get raped, they get to bury them up to their necks and stone them to death. Islam r0xx0rs! I’ve been thinking of converting myself. Just the other day my fiance got mouthy. If I could have beaten her in a Koranic fashion, I bet my day would have gone more smoothly.

If you want an unjustified war then go it alone because the UK wouldn’t want to be apart of it as well as Bush’s plans in any way. Even though it may seem Tony Blair is soft it is better than rushing into a war which may cause armageddon in the near future or any kind. We’ll leave that to the americans and their idiotic behaviour.

Hey, you spelled “behavior” wrong. Oh, I’m sure you’ll tell me that’s the way you spell it there, but you’re the one that insisted that Britain is filled with faggots and sheep fuckers. What was my point? Oh yeah, Death to America! Al-Quaida in ’08!

Oh, look, you drooled on the keyboard and it resulted in more words.

Blame the US for starting a world war 3 due to their stupid dumb minds.

I agree, if we hadn’t invaded Iraq, 9/11 would never have happened. Those Peaceful Religionists wouldn’t… Wait, didn’t we get attacked before we invaded Iraq? Bah! Facts are for ignorant Americans.

Down with the Military Industrial Complex! Down with the Zionist conspiracy!

Hmm, looks like you must have wiped off the keyboard and it accidentally typed some more.

If the US does invade iran I hope to god that Russia and china will intervene and shred the lands of the US and blow them up with their nuclear capabilities.

Don’t be hatin’. Harry Reid, the Senate majority leader surrendered. We can surrender too. Say, is that sheep single?

Leave us Brits out of it. America you would have asked for it- it will be your own fault. Like the bible says in the end times, the once greatest super power that is America, will be completely destroyed. I pity you.

Oh, hey, you’re Mum called, she said it’s past your bedtime, and also wants to know why the sheep seem so frightened.

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