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This week, we venture into the world of wildlife: Do bears shit in the woods or do they shit on the sidewalk and kick it in the woods?
Discuss.
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5 responses so far ↓
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RT
// Mar 16, 2008 at 3:51 pm
Hippies shit in the woods and throw it at people walking on sidewalks.
Bears? Probably just the woods, unless there is some kind of sylvan flight to the suburbs.
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Alex L
// Mar 16, 2008 at 11:47 pm
Hasselhoff, everytime… wait sorry wrong arguement.
I’d guess they shit in the words, I’ve never taken time to watch a bear deficate, and quite frankly it disturbs me that anyone would.
3
Fiar
// Mar 17, 2008 at 11:32 am
Hasselhoff brought down the Berlin Wall by shoving hippies into paper bags and setting them on fire on the doorstep.
Good call, Alex.
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Chris C
// Mar 17, 2008 at 12:45 pm
Well thanks to the efforts of evil developers who want to exterminate all species of animals that coexist with us, they have no choice but to shit on sidewalks because the woods were all made into condos by Toll Brothers.
We need to tear down society and rebuilt with sticks and leaves for our building material so bears will no longer have to shit on concrete.
Also, I’d like to see them get some toilet paper too. There must be cling-ons galore on a bear’s ass.
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insolublog
// Mar 18, 2008 at 12:04 pm
This reminds me of an amusing Chuck Norris joke:
When Chuck Norris shits in the woods, he wipes his ass with a bear.
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