I completely forgot to post this yesterday. Better late than never.
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Which is a better investment: The Brooklyn Bridge or Beach front real estate in Arizona?
Discuss.
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8 responses so far ↓
1
Vampirklown
// Dec 10, 2007 at 11:29 am
I’m gonna go with beach front in Arizona. It’s only a matter of time before some maniac ( not naming any names) will blow up the nearest dam and flood half that state. Besides to many Brooklyners on the Brooklyn Bridge. Go back to Jersey ya bums!
2
Harris Bloom
// Dec 10, 2007 at 4:10 pm
I hope it’s the bridge, as I’ve already purchased it several times from friends.
Hmmmm…
Rock On,
Aitch
3
RT
// Dec 10, 2007 at 4:28 pm
Beachfront property in Arizona…plenty of sand for everyone!
4
Skul
// Dec 10, 2007 at 6:34 pm
It’s a go for the beach-front propery.
Sooner or later, the Brooklyn Bridge will fall into the water…so will California.
5
Pope Terry
// Dec 11, 2007 at 1:15 am
Arizona- Al Gore already informs me in a few years it will be prime beach real estate. Plus theres the added bonus of being free from threat of those insane Albinos your always hearing about.
6
Chris C
// Dec 11, 2007 at 10:32 pm
I say buy both and move the bridge to Arizona. Now you have a tourist attraction that can compete with the London Bridge.
Covers the bases too when everyone finds out Al Gore made a fortune off scaring people.
7
Fiar
// Dec 13, 2007 at 1:44 pm
It looks like the overwhelming support is for the Beachfront property.
8
the frogster
// Dec 18, 2007 at 2:05 pm
No way. The bridge, because you could rename it and copywrite the new name. That way, you’d get a quarter every time anyone said “If everyone else jumped off The Frog Bog Bridge(tm), would you? ”
That’s called retirement planning.
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