This week we do have a flame war parody, and it’s one I think you will find yourselves having a strong, visceral reaction to.
This week’s topic:
Did you get your chocolate in my peanut butter, or did I get my peanut butter on your chocolate?
Discuss.
Humor-Blogs.com will sort it out.
2004–2008
10 responses so far ↓
1
Les James
// Jun 1, 2008 at 10:18 am
I can’t decide which is more controversial, the obvious threat to those with peanut allergies, or the oblique suggestion of a black man engaged in sodomy?
2
Chris C.
// Jun 1, 2008 at 2:54 pm
I think interracial relations between food types is just wrong and an abomination. It also leads to debauchery and sexual perversion.
What’s next, peanut butter on your nipples? Chocolate dipped testes? Where and when will the madness end?
3
Les James
// Jun 1, 2008 at 3:06 pm
Just tried peanut butter on my nipples. Wouldn’t recommend it. It’s hard to get it out of the hair.
Didn’t have the same problem with the chocolate, ’cause I shaved…opps…
4
RT
// Jun 1, 2008 at 3:29 pm
Don’t get your peanut butter anywhere near me!
Are chocolate covered strawberries anything like…oh, never mind.
Had a guy in my town nicknamed “Skippy.” His dog liked peanut butter. That’s all I’m saying.
5
Fiar
// Jun 1, 2008 at 7:11 pm
Dammit, Les! Couldn’t you have warned me sooner?
6
richj
// Jun 1, 2008 at 11:48 pm
May I suggest if you are going to dip your testes in chocolate, use chocolate syrup or Magic Shell. Not melted chocolate. Lesson learned the hard way there.
Medic!
7
Julie
// Jun 2, 2008 at 4:47 pm
… sometimes you feel like a nut… sometimes you dont…
8
Fiar
// Jun 2, 2008 at 10:34 pm
As always, sage advice from RichJ. But that’s because he’s a sick, disgusting, pervert.
9
richj
// Jun 3, 2008 at 9:15 am
You say that like it’s a bad thing.
10
Alex L.
// Jun 4, 2008 at 1:51 am
Richj- its just another way to make choc covered nuts isnt it.
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