One of these days I will set this up to autopost first thing in the morning.
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Which is came first, the chicken or the egg?
Discuss.
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Flame War Parody #3
December 16th, 2007 by Fiar · 14 Comments ·
Tags: Flame War Parody · Flame War Parody
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14 responses so far ↓
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Skul
// Dec 16, 2007 at 7:53 pm
The chicken of course, eggs don’t have sex.
What a returded question. Sheesh
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Chris C
// Dec 16, 2007 at 9:37 pm
Good idea on autoposting but the only thing that sucks about it is it pings the social bookmark services when you hit the publish button, not when it actually shows up live.
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Chris C
// Dec 16, 2007 at 9:47 pm
The egg and let me tell you the chicken was very disappointed.
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RT
// Dec 16, 2007 at 10:04 pm
The frying pan to cook the chicken and the egg.
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Angie
// Dec 16, 2007 at 10:58 pm
Neither - According to Darwin, the chicken evolved from something else so there was no chicken to start with.
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Pope Terry
// Dec 17, 2007 at 2:41 am
Angie, your so wrong, heres how it went.
In the beginning there was god then he made jesus, Gumby, and and those things from that swiss show, from some playdo. Then jesus got hungry so he invented pigs from some left over carpet scraps and the designs for chuck norris… well the first chuck norris. The he decided he couldnt have bacon by itself so he layed an egg, jesus that is, not gumby or chuck. After breakfast he had some eggs left over so he gave some to a giant rabbit for safe keeping and let the others hatch. So heres the order, God, Jesus, egg, chicken.
Your answer to which came first Jesus…
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Chris C
// Dec 17, 2007 at 8:47 am
See, Jesus’ problem was that he didn’t eat the playdo first. There might not have even been a chicken or an egg.
To be or not to be. It really isn’t a question.
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Vampirklown
// Dec 17, 2007 at 9:10 am
The egg. Dinasours laid eggs before there were chickens
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diesel
// Dec 17, 2007 at 6:13 pm
Geez, I was pretty drunk. I think it went salad, clam chowder, eggs, stuffed mushrooms, chicken and finally a slice of raspberry cheesecake. But don’t hold me to that.
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Skul
// Dec 18, 2007 at 7:17 pm
All you egg mongers are nuts. Listen, here’s the straight poop. Think about this now.
A long time ago when Alley Oop was sitting down for a nice dino steak, what did he say?
“Wow, tastes like______!!!” He didn’t say “egg”, did he. There, I rest my case.
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RT
// Dec 18, 2007 at 10:14 pm
Terradactyl?
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Skul
// Dec 19, 2007 at 7:04 pm
Pptbbbb!
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Eileen
// Dec 20, 2007 at 1:34 am
I don’t know. I don’t think anyone knows.
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You say I'm discombobulated?
// Jan 8, 2008 at 3:14 pm
A chicken and an egg are in bed together. Suddenly the chicken starts smoking a cigarette. The egg looks at the chicken and turns away and says, “Well, I guess that answers THAT question.”
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