Political Humor | Flame War Parody #5

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• 1 Skul // Jan 6, 2008 at 10:16 am

  Are either of them as large as a kit-and-kaboodle?

• 2 Fiar // Jan 6, 2008 at 1:20 pm

  Skul, the whole kit and kaboodle is not as impressive as the ads in the back of the magazine make it seem. When you finally get it in the mail and realize it’s made of cardboard… Well, it’s a big disappointment.

  A fuckload is clearly bigger. Have you ever seen a truck deliver a fuckload? Of course not, because it’s too big to fit on a truck.

• 3 Chris C // Jan 6, 2008 at 2:18 pm

  How big is the truck?

• 4 Naomi Dunford // Jan 6, 2008 at 4:18 pm

  Obviously, a fuckload is a fuckload bigger than a truckload. Do to the unfortunate but immutable laws of physics, the size of a truckload is finite. A fuckload, though, is infinite.

• 5 RT // Jan 6, 2008 at 5:36 pm

  Oh, that kind of fuckload.

  Here I thought. Never mind.

  My vote is fuckload, if not just to say fuckload again.

• 6 Pope Terry // Jan 7, 2008 at 2:15 am

  A fuckload purely for the fact its not a quantifiable amount. A truck can deliver a truckload, but a fuck load is just an amount so extreme in its proportions it defies quantity. You should read, ‘Calculating the Fuckload’ by Steven Hawking for a true explanation… its one of his earlier works.

• 7 richj // Jan 7, 2008 at 2:43 pm

  Since I feel contrary today, I vote for truckload because it has more letters, and you can fuck in a truck. Can you truck in a fuck?

• 8 Skul // Jan 7, 2008 at 7:02 pm

  Well, richj has a valid point. However….is a truckload larger than a shebang or nine-yards?

• 9 Naomi Dunford // Jan 7, 2008 at 11:44 pm

  RichJ does not have a point. Pope Terry has a point. You didn’t see RichJ citing Hawking, did you?

• 10 richj // Jan 8, 2008 at 3:20 am

  If a fuckload is not a quantifiable amount, how in the fuck did Hawking calculate it in his book “Calculating the Fuckload?” Shouldn’t it have merely been titled “Probing the Fuckload” or “Why Does My Finger Smell Like Ass?”

• 11 Naomi Dunford // Jan 8, 2008 at 3:23 am

  For fuck’s sakes. Are you seriously telling me you know how Hawking calculated anything in any of his books? The complexity of the fuckload is something that cannot be calculated by mere mortals.

  Although I will concede that your second suggested title would make a good one. Perhaps for one of his upcoming works?

• 12 richj // Jan 8, 2008 at 4:20 am

  I know everything, because I am God. I created the fuckload. I had to pull together a lot of fucking bullshit to make a fuckload. If I told you how much a fuckload of bullshit weighs, I’d have to kill you. I had to get all of my bullshit from Al Gore’s Eternal Universe of Bullshit. Cheap fucker didn’t even give me a bulk discount. He was up to his eyeballs with bullshit, and still wouldn’t give me a break.

• 13 Fiar // Jan 8, 2008 at 8:21 am

  You know everything? You can’t even write a blog without deleting it 3 month’s later.

  Pope Terry and Naomi are right.

  Fuck the truck!

  Easy, rhyming, chant-able slogan for the win!

• 14 7 Bates // Jan 14, 2008 at 9:34 pm

  As obviously stated above, a truckload is a measurable amount, whereas a fuckload is immeasurable…and “funner” to say.

  NOTE: The use of “funner” is intentional and solely included so that I may write a sentence with both a grossly profane word, and a grossly stupid word. Man, that felt great.

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