Bacon | Discuss | Political Humor by Radioactive Liberty

1 tommy // Oct 22, 2006 at 2:24 pm

american?
canadian?
back bacon?

need more details really to do the topic justice, but I’ve always thought the stuff they serve in Dublin is especially good.

2 jimmyb // Oct 22, 2006 at 6:37 pm

Bacon rules.

3 tommy // Oct 22, 2006 at 7:05 pm

Maybe it’s just me, but I think it’s a lack of bacon that makes them so angry.

4 RT // Oct 22, 2006 at 9:27 pm

Bacon with toasted white bread, mayo, lettuce, and tomato…or in the morning with fried taters! Of course the taters are fried in some of the bacon fat for flavor.

5 von // Oct 22, 2006 at 9:53 pm

mmmmm…Bacon.

6 Tyler D // Oct 23, 2006 at 3:53 am

I had bacon earlier.

7 richj // Oct 23, 2006 at 11:06 am

Crisp, not flimsy. Meaty, not fatty. Canadian bacon is not bacon, it’s ham. Turkey bacon is un-American.

8 FIAR // Oct 23, 2006 at 12:35 pm

I agree with Rich on all counts. Von, “mmmmm…Bacon.” What’s the matter, couldn’t you see the blowhole on that one?

Tommy, I condemn your continuing datamongering!

9 von // Oct 23, 2006 at 1:45 pm

grrr…Now that you mention it, but I suppose I’ll have to be more observant in the next post…

10 rightwingprof // Oct 23, 2006 at 4:26 pm

Mmmmmmmmm … pigmeat!

11 fmragtops // Oct 23, 2006 at 7:52 pm

Pig meat is awesome, but cow meat is better.

12 von // Oct 23, 2006 at 9:24 pm

Pork Soda!1!!

13 fmragtops // Oct 24, 2006 at 1:27 am

Pork Soda? Primus, right?

14 von // Oct 24, 2006 at 6:45 am

Good job!

15 jt // Oct 24, 2006 at 7:44 am

Mah name is mud…

16 fmragtops // Oct 24, 2006 at 11:13 am

alowishus devadander abercrombie, that’s long for mud, or so I’ve been told.

17 FIAR // Oct 24, 2006 at 12:49 pm

You’re name is mud? What’s that got to do with bacon? You need to stay on topic here, you off topic monger! I condemn you’re off topic mongering!

18 von // Oct 24, 2006 at 1:44 pm

Porky’s!!! Now there’s a good movie.

19 fmragtops // Oct 24, 2006 at 2:44 pm

Yeah, everytime I see an advertisement for Sex in the City, I think of Kim Kattral as Lassie…

20 von // Oct 24, 2006 at 3:11 pm

mmmmmm…Bacon.

21 FIAR // Oct 24, 2006 at 3:20 pm

You already said that in comment #5, Repetition monger!

22 von // Oct 24, 2006 at 3:49 pm

Actually, in comment #5, I said “mmmmm…Bacon.” You’ll notice that in comment #20, I said “mmmmmm…Bacon.” There’s a difference, pick-apart-your-readers-posting-monger!!

23 fmragtops // Oct 24, 2006 at 4:15 pm

I used to be a cop, and frankly I find all this discussion of pork products offensive. You bunch of cop-insult mongers! Hey while you’re at it, why don’t we just start talking about donuts and coffee too! Bastards!

24 richj // Oct 24, 2006 at 4:30 pm

mmmmm…donuts and bacon.

25 von // Oct 24, 2006 at 4:58 pm

mmmmmm…bacon dipped in dough, and fried…

26 von // Oct 24, 2006 at 4:59 pm

With powdered sugar sprinkled on top…

27 Skul // Oct 24, 2006 at 9:08 pm

mmmmm….donuts fried in bacon grease.

28 RT // Oct 24, 2006 at 9:19 pm

Mmmm….bacon sandwiched between two old-fashioned donuts, with a huge cup of coffee with lots of cream and sugar!

29 von // Oct 24, 2006 at 9:23 pm

with whipped cream on top!

30 FIAR // Oct 24, 2006 at 9:44 pm

Hey, Blowhole! Nobody proposed a discussion on whipped cream. Stay on topic you cream’tard.

Fmragtops, don’t be such a pussy you ex-pig! I’ll come down there to Loserana, and, and

I’m getting tired, but if I weren’t I swear to Hell I would. Nice family you got there… If you catch my drift.

31 von // Oct 24, 2006 at 10:56 pm

Heh…

32 FIAR // Oct 24, 2006 at 11:07 pm

Who are you Puppy blender? Next you’ll provide a link to something and say, “indeed.” Get the hell off my forum you hobo punching, overrated linkwhore! I’m sure there’s plenty of penguin pr0n for you to surf.

33 Tyler D // Oct 25, 2006 at 12:26 am

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What do I win?

34 FIAR // Oct 25, 2006 at 1:06 am

You win the prestigious copy and paste retard award. Congratulations, or should I say, Mmmmffmfmfmmmfmfffmthpththppppt?

35 richj // Oct 25, 2006 at 1:46 am

Man, I was going to do that bacon repeater thing on a different thread. Bacon repeater monger!

36 Tyler D // Oct 25, 2006 at 2:00 am

thurbsdufb uoy.!!!!11111““1~!!~!~!

37 FIAR // Oct 25, 2006 at 2:25 am

Tyler, Are you speaking in “Gay” or “Retard.” I can never tell the difference.

38 Wild Bill // Oct 25, 2006 at 3:32 am

Thick cut! Now that that is said, I condemn the lack of effort you put into this post. Lazymonger!!!!

39 Passionate America » Passionate Links 10/25/2006 // Oct 25, 2006 at 5:11 am

[...] This has got to be one of the laziest attempts at a post that I have ever seen. I condemn your lazymongering! [...]

40 FIAR // Oct 25, 2006 at 7:53 am

I worked very hard on this post, thankyouverymuch.

Envymonger!

41 fmragtops // Oct 25, 2006 at 11:32 am

This has to be one of the most successful Sunday shockwaves ever! Bacon mongers!

42 richj // Oct 25, 2006 at 12:48 pm

But no trolls. WTF?

43 Sssteve // Oct 25, 2006 at 1:07 pm

That’s because even trolls like bacon, except those really dumb ones that eat veggies only! What a bunch of splodytards!

FM, your a cow-monger!! How dare you say cow is better than pig! your pig

44 FIAR // Oct 25, 2006 at 3:16 pm

No trolls? I beg your pardon. What about Tommy’s comment. That was pretty trollish. And Instapuppy showing up.

Plenty of trolls here.

45 Redneck // Oct 25, 2006 at 3:59 pm

Indeed

46 Tyler D // Oct 25, 2006 at 5:06 pm

Yeah, well your an assie.

47 FIAR // Oct 25, 2006 at 8:47 pm

I’m not from Asstralia. Besides, what does that have to do with Bacon, troll?

48 fmragtops // Oct 26, 2006 at 1:54 pm

What? They don’t have bacon in Asstralia?

49 The Coprophile Hunter // Oct 26, 2006 at 2:54 pm

Crikey! Now this is a discussion I can get in to!

50 FIAR // Oct 26, 2006 at 3:09 pm

What in the good name of bacon is “coprophelia?” Is that legal? Does it involve bacon?

51 fmragtops // Oct 26, 2006 at 3:34 pm

I think it’s actually spelled c0pr0phili@.

52 fmragtops // Oct 26, 2006 at 3:59 pm

Oh, and it doesn’t involve bacon…at least not always…

53 FIAR // Oct 26, 2006 at 4:36 pm

Sick!

I’m not wanting any bacon at the moment.

54 fmragtops // Oct 26, 2006 at 5:17 pm

Yeah, that’s pretty nasty.

55 Skul // Oct 26, 2006 at 6:33 pm

mmmmmm –Koala bacon

56 fmragtops // Oct 26, 2006 at 6:57 pm

I guess you didn’t follow the link. That’ll take away your appetite quick fast and in a hurry.

57 fmragtops // Oct 26, 2006 at 9:05 pm

Damn, did the CoprophileHunter scare everybody off? Will there be no more discussion of bacon?

58 FIAR // Oct 26, 2006 at 10:30 pm

I hope not, we need this discussion to make 100 comments to keep the Jihadists backed into the corner. If we don’t hit that mark by Sunday, the terrorists will have won.

59 fmragtops // Oct 26, 2006 at 10:31 pm

And you know what that means, don’t you?

60 FIAR // Oct 26, 2006 at 10:54 pm

Let the grandchildren of our grandchildren heed the battlecry, BACON!!!

61 fmragtops // Oct 26, 2006 at 10:55 pm

NO, it means the democrats will have won!

62 FIAR // Oct 26, 2006 at 10:57 pm

By the love of all bacon that is crispy and meaty, I will not stand for that.

63 RT // Oct 26, 2006 at 11:06 pm

Thanksgiving is coming, so ya gonna stock up on turkey bacon?

64 FIAR // Oct 26, 2006 at 11:09 pm

As Rich J pointed out, turkey backon is un-American
http://radioactiveliberty.com/?p=646#comment-3432

65 fmragtops // Oct 27, 2006 at 12:03 am

I agree. Any bacon other than pork bacon is completely unamerican, and if you ask me, downright islamic. If you eat turkey bacon, the terrorists will have won.

66 Nanner // Oct 27, 2006 at 2:30 pm

“Nothing else smells like BACON except BACON! BACON!BACON!BACON!BACON!BACON!, Please tell me what’s in the bag! I can’t read!”
- Unknown faux basset hound dogsnackmonger

67 Skul // Oct 27, 2006 at 2:55 pm

Man does not live by Bacon alone, he must have a portion of all four food groups.
1. Naturally cured Bacon
2. Hickory smoked Bacon
3. Thick slab Bacon
4. Beer

68 FIAR // Oct 27, 2006 at 3:07 pm

Skul makes an important point. One that must not be taken lightly. For a long happy life we must abide by the rules of a well rounded diet of all 4 basic food groups.

69 fmragtops // Oct 27, 2006 at 4:11 pm

Crap! I always thought the four food groups were:

1.) Bacon
2.) Pizza
3.) Reece’s Peanut Butter Cups
4.) Beer

70 Skul // Oct 27, 2006 at 5:50 pm

I condemn your peanutbutter cups you pizza- monger!

71 FIAR // Oct 27, 2006 at 6:24 pm

I already had some from FM’s food group #2. I’ll be sure to fill up on groups 3 and 4 tonight.

72 Skul // Oct 27, 2006 at 8:24 pm

Lord, man, have you no shame?? You’ve already muffed the diet and now junk food. I condemn your backpedaling!! Just stick with #4 and everything will alright.

73 fmragtops // Oct 27, 2006 at 9:38 pm

Wait, I need to redo my food groups in order of importance:

1.) BEER!
2.) Bacon
3.) Pizza
4.) Reece’s Peanut Butter Cups

74 RT // Oct 27, 2006 at 9:50 pm

SAUSAGES!!!!!!!

(Kids in the Hall BTW)

75 fmragtops // Oct 27, 2006 at 9:55 pm

What about Canadian bacon? All American, or terroristic in nature?

76 FIAR // Oct 27, 2006 at 10:36 pm

Canadian bacon isn’t bacon, it’s ham, thus it’s terroristic, but still tasty.

I fear the Democrats will be announcing their victory on Tuesday. We still need 24 comments in the next 25 1/2 hours.

77 Nancy Pelosi // Oct 27, 2006 at 11:38 pm

Fiar: Do you really think your little piss-ant blog could de-rail my ascension to the Speaker of the House? NEVER!!!! Muhahahaha!!!!

78 RT // Oct 28, 2006 at 12:51 am

I will post a zillion times if I have to, so that menapausal women like Pelosi cannot have mood swings and hot flashes and legislate at the same time!

79 RT // Oct 28, 2006 at 12:52 am

Oh, and I am looking forward to my pancake and sausage breakfast tomorrow morning. It will be utterly delicious.

80 RT // Oct 28, 2006 at 12:54 am

Canadian bacon is terroristic. It can be cut into a Chinese-star shape and be used to take out unsuspecting, innocent citizens.

81 Skul // Oct 28, 2006 at 9:19 am

RT, try this. Take a super thin pancake(like one of those French crepe things), put two-three strips of bacon in there, now add a little raspberry jam, roll it up and enjoy. No I’m not kidding, it’s really quite good.

19 to go.

82 John Murtha // Oct 28, 2006 at 1:17 pm

Buahaha!!! In just two weeks we’ll be able to start redeploying our troops in Iraq to Okinawa! You can never defeat us!!!!

83 RT // Oct 28, 2006 at 1:21 pm

Murtha, you were in the military….dunderhead…it isn’t redeploy (that means to go home) it is deploy to Japan. Btw..dumb idea, too…Freakin’ Murtha…idiot!

Skul…I don’t eat anything French. That would ruin the fatty, meaty goodness of the bacon. I like bacon with fried potatoes, though. I wonder if it would work with real pancakes? Hmmm….17 to go? Still haven’t had my sausage, today.

84 Skul // Oct 28, 2006 at 1:41 pm

Heavens RT, I would never advise anyone to eat something French.. Remember, I said something “like” it. Did I manage to weasel out of that or what? I’m going for a beer, the other 16 are up to you guys.

85 John Murtha // Oct 28, 2006 at 1:46 pm

How dare you challenge me! I am a Viet Nam veteran! You do not have the moral authority to question anything I say! Like that twi-twi-twitchy ba-ba-bastard Michael J. Fox, I have absolute moral authority, and you are a nobody! You bunch of jaundiced pachyderms™ are no match for the morality machine!

86 fmragtops // Oct 28, 2006 at 1:49 pm

Heh, it appears the Democrats know that this thread is nearing 100 comments, and sense their impending doom.

87 fmragtops // Oct 28, 2006 at 1:50 pm

Oh, and Mr. Murtha, go eat a slab of bacon, and STFU.

88 Skul // Oct 28, 2006 at 5:18 pm

Good grief, leave the room and things go to h**l in a hand-basket. I leave with 16 comments left and all that comes out is three. What’s up with that? Do you people want the terrorists to WIN?? By the way John, the boys at the VFW said “Hey, eat s**t and die you traitorous low-life ba****d.” I’m sure you got their votes buddy. Keep up the good work.
Have you had your Bacon today?

89 FIAR // Oct 28, 2006 at 5:46 pm

Do you people want the terrorists to WIN??

As bacon is my witness, I will not stand for that. I will yield the mighty power of bacon with all the bacon fat coursing through my veins, and by bacon, we will prevail.

90 RT // Oct 28, 2006 at 6:00 pm

Hey Murtha, I’m a veteran of having to live through the insanity of Jimmy Carter, Tip O’Nutterbutter, Kennedy, Mondale, etc… I call their war the War on Common Sense and Proper Economics!!! You, “I’m-a-veteran-just-like-Kerry-monger”! Go find a whole in Pennsylvania’s lovely town of Centralia and enjoy the heat!

Ahh….now I feel better. Still no sausage. But…I did have cheese fries (not French) and a garlic bread cheesesteak. I have to make up for not eating last week when I was sick…gotta problem with that?

91 fmragtops // Oct 28, 2006 at 6:28 pm

They may take our lives, but they’ll never take our BAAAAAAACOOOOOOOOON!!!!!!!!

92 FIAR // Oct 28, 2006 at 6:28 pm

RT, This post is NOT about sausage. It’s BACON! Stay on topic here.

Sheesh.

93 FIAR // Oct 28, 2006 at 6:30 pm

Fm, they’ll get my bacon when they pry it from my cold dead hands.

94 Flowers Bloom // Oct 28, 2006 at 6:34 pm

I’m appalled by this discussion. It’s reprehensible that you would endorse the senseless slaughter of one of Gaia’s innocent defenseless animals, just because it is delicious with maple syrup.

95 RT // Oct 28, 2006 at 6:37 pm

BACON NOT SAUSAGE, BACON NOT SAUSAGE, BACON NOT SAUSAGE….PLEASE NO WATER-BOARDING!

96 FIAR // Oct 28, 2006 at 6:45 pm

Around here we use bacon grease for our waterboarding.

97 RT // Oct 28, 2006 at 7:27 pm

To the chorus of “Master of Puppets”…
Bacon, bacon…
bacon is the meat of kings, eat it late at night and have really nice dreams.

Vegetarians just eat twigs and string…

Bacon! Bacon!

OK…three more to go…

98 FIAR // Oct 28, 2006 at 8:09 pm

Many pundits are saying that all the bacon in the world won’t be enough for a Republican victory. Time is running out.

99 RT // Oct 28, 2006 at 8:24 pm

No…the pundits are wrong. Heck, if they were right, they’d be bazillionaires and could own bacon farms!

100 Skul // Oct 28, 2006 at 8:36 pm

The terrorists loose. BACON!!!

101 Skul // Oct 28, 2006 at 8:40 pm

Ok, which one of you squirrels drug out the Murtha sock-puppet? Fess up now.

102 Skul // Oct 28, 2006 at 8:46 pm

Poop. Lose. Dang, twithcy typy finger. What ever. I condemn the sausage-monger whoever that was!! Move along folks, nothing to see here.

103 RT // Oct 28, 2006 at 9:00 pm

I burn your Murtha-loving-terrorist-supporting-non-red, white, and blue-flag-mongering flag!

Bacon wins! However all Philadelphia sports teams still choke on the bacon. The curse continues.

104 Skul // Oct 28, 2006 at 9:29 pm

Cripes, RT, ya big sissy, tell us what you really think.
Would “Bacon-boarding” be considered torture? An in depth analysis by CNN.

FIAR, shockwave #8, quick.

105 RT // Oct 28, 2006 at 10:25 pm

I just found out that indeed, all men do suck. So I am starting my list for bacon-boarding and then skillet sizzling torture.

106 Skul // Oct 28, 2006 at 10:31 pm

Get back here RT, I’m not done Bacon-boarding you yet.

FIAR, stand by, we need to smack the crap out of this guy with the Murtha sock-puppet. Wait a minute, screw that. Let’s get Flowers Bloom. Dang, so many targets, so little time.

107 RT // Oct 28, 2006 at 10:31 pm

Oh, and FIAR, I posted a Halloween present for you on my blog. Hope you like it!

108 RT // Oct 28, 2006 at 10:32 pm

Skul….I have a headache.

109 fmragtops // Oct 29, 2006 at 11:00 am

Hahaha!!! We have defeated the terrorists! Even the ones running for office!

BACON!!!

110 SeanS // Oct 30, 2006 at 1:46 am

In New Zealand they boil their bacon. Does that make them terrorists?

CRISPY BACON!!!!!!

111 fmragtops // Oct 30, 2006 at 9:43 am

Yeah, pretty much. I knew NZ was a hotbed of liberal nuttiness, but that is beyond the pale.

112 richj // Oct 30, 2006 at 8:02 pm

Bacon: crispy not boiled.

The thought of boiled bacon makes me a bit nauseous. Kinda like boiling up the left over turkey carcass after Thanksgiving. (shivers)

113 RT // Oct 30, 2006 at 11:47 pm

Ditto Rich…ewwww!

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