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I think it’s actually spelled c0pr0phili@.
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Sick!
I’m not wanting any bacon at the moment.
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Oh, and it doesn’t involve bacon…at least not always…
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Yeah, that’s pretty nasty.
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mmmmmm –Koala bacon
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I guess you didn’t follow the link. That’ll take away your appetite quick fast and in a hurry.
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Damn, did the CoprophileHunter scare everybody off? Will there be no more discussion of bacon?
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I hope not, we need this discussion to make 100 comments to keep the Jihadists backed into the corner. If we don’t hit that mark by Sunday, the terrorists will have won.
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Let the grandchildren of our grandchildren heed the battlecry, BACON!!!
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By the love of all bacon that is crispy and meaty, I will not stand for that.
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Thanksgiving is coming, so ya gonna stock up on turkey bacon?
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And you know what that means, don’t you?
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NO, it means the democrats will have won!
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As Rich J pointed out, turkey backon is un-American
http://radioactiveliberty.com/sunday-shockwave-7/
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I agree. Any bacon other than pork bacon is completely unamerican, and if you ask me, downright islamic. If you eat turkey bacon, the terrorists will have won.
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“Nothing else smells like BACON except BACON! BACON!BACON!BACON!BACON!BACON!, Please tell me what’s in the bag! I can’t read!”
- Unknown faux basset hound dogsnackmonger
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Man does not live by Bacon alone, he must have a portion of all four food groups.
1. Naturally cured Bacon
2. Hickory smoked Bacon
3. Thick slab Bacon
4. Beer
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Skul makes an important point. One that must not be taken lightly. For a long happy life we must abide by the rules of a well rounded diet of all 4 basic food groups.
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Crap! I always thought the four food groups were:
1.) Bacon
2.) Pizza
3.) Reece’s Peanut Butter Cups
4.) Beer
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I condemn your peanutbutter cups you pizza- monger!
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I already had some from FM’s food group #2. I’ll be sure to fill up on groups 3 and 4 tonight.
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Lord, man, have you no shame?? You’ve already muffed the diet and now junk food. I condemn your backpedaling!! Just stick with #4 and everything will alright.
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SAUSAGES!!!!!!!
(Kids in the Hall BTW)
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Canadian bacon isn’t bacon, it’s ham, thus it’s terroristic, but still tasty.
I fear the Democrats will be announcing their victory on Tuesday. We still need 24 comments in the next 25 1/2 hours.
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Wait, I need to redo my food groups in order of importance:
1.) BEER!
2.) Bacon
3.) Pizza
4.) Reece’s Peanut Butter Cups
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What about Canadian bacon? All American, or terroristic in nature?
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Fiar: Do you really think your little piss-ant blog could de-rail my ascension to the Speaker of the House? NEVER!!!! Muhahahaha!!!!
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I will post a zillion times if I have to, so that menapausal women like Pelosi cannot have mood swings and hot flashes and legislate at the same time!
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Oh, and I am looking forward to my pancake and sausage breakfast tomorrow morning. It will be utterly delicious.
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Canadian bacon is terroristic. It can be cut into a Chinese-star shape and be used to take out unsuspecting, innocent citizens.
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RT, try this. Take a super thin pancake(like one of those French crepe things), put two-three strips of bacon in there, now add a little raspberry jam, roll it up and enjoy. No I’m not kidding, it’s really quite good.
19 to go.
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Buahaha!!! In just two weeks we’ll be able to start redeploying our troops in Iraq to Okinawa! You can never defeat us!!!!
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Murtha, you were in the military….dunderhead…it isn’t redeploy (that means to go home) it is deploy to Japan. Btw..dumb idea, too…Freakin’ Murtha…idiot!
Skul…I don’t eat anything French. That would ruin the fatty, meaty goodness of the bacon. I like bacon with fried potatoes, though. I wonder if it would work with real pancakes? Hmmm….17 to go? Still haven’t had my sausage, today.
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Heavens RT, I would never advise anyone to eat something French.. Remember, I said something “like” it. Did I manage to weasel out of that or what? I’m going for a beer, the other 16 are up to you guys.
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How dare you challenge me! I am a Viet Nam veteran! You do not have the moral authority to question anything I say! Like that twi-twi-twitchy ba-ba-bastard Michael J. Fox, I have absolute moral authority, and you are a nobody! You bunch of jaundiced pachyderms™ are no match for the morality machine!
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Heh, it appears the Democrats know that this thread is nearing 100 comments, and sense their impending doom.
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Oh, and Mr. Murtha, go eat a slab of bacon, and STFU.
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Good grief, leave the room and things go to h**l in a hand-basket. I leave with 16 comments left and all that comes out is three. What’s up with that? Do you people want the terrorists to WIN?? By the way John, the boys at the VFW said “Hey, eat s**t and die you traitorous low-life ba****d.” I’m sure you got their votes buddy. Keep up the good work.
Have you had your Bacon today?
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As bacon is my witness, I will not stand for that. I will yield the mighty power of bacon with all the bacon fat coursing through my veins, and by bacon, we will prevail.
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Hey Murtha, I’m a veteran of having to live through the insanity of Jimmy Carter, Tip O’Nutterbutter, Kennedy, Mondale, etc… I call their war the War on Common Sense and Proper Economics!!! You, “I’m-a-veteran-just-like-Kerry-monger”! Go find a whole in Pennsylvania’s lovely town of Centralia and enjoy the heat!
Ahh….now I feel better. Still no sausage. But…I did have cheese fries (not French) and a garlic bread cheesesteak. I have to make up for not eating last week when I was sick…gotta problem with that?
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RT, This post is NOT about sausage. It’s BACON! Stay on topic here.
Sheesh.
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Fm, they’ll get my bacon when they pry it from my cold dead hands.
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I’m appalled by this discussion. It’s reprehensible that you would endorse the senseless slaughter of one of Gaia’s innocent defenseless animals, just because it is delicious with maple syrup.
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BACON NOT SAUSAGE, BACON NOT SAUSAGE, BACON NOT SAUSAGE….PLEASE NO WATER-BOARDING!
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Around here we use bacon grease for our waterboarding.
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To the chorus of “Master of Puppets”…
Bacon, bacon…
bacon is the meat of kings, eat it late at night and have really nice dreams.
Vegetarians just eat twigs and string…
Bacon! Bacon!
OK…three more to go…
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They may take our lives, but they’ll never take our BAAAAAAACOOOOOOOOON!!!!!!!!
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Many pundits are saying that all the bacon in the world won’t be enough for a Republican victory. Time is running out.
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No…the pundits are wrong. Heck, if they were right, they’d be bazillionaires and could own bacon farms!
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The terrorists loose. BACON!!!