Sunday Shockwaves #2
Sunday Shockwaves is a feature at Radioactive Liberty in which we discuss hot-button issues of the day. Hopefully, this will lead to much lively discussion and heated debate. Let’s try to keep it moderately civil, though, in spite of the fact that we will, no doubt, be discussing issues that evoke strong feelings and strike to the very core of our beliefs.
Please – I can not emphasize this enough – refrain from invoking ad hominems, making death threats, resorting to name calling, or issuing condemnations until you have responded with at least one grammatically complete sentence.
Without further ado, our topic for this week: Animal, Vegetable, or Mineral?
Discuss
Category: Flame War Parody
2004–2012
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I prefer the taste of meat, finely grilled outdoors.
YOU ARE SUCH A COBAGZZZZ!!! YOU LIEZ!111eleventy
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Firts of al yuo never said if its was binger tahn a bredbox. Yuor a idiat not the rael FRIAR
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I think I can confidently say mineral. So FuXX off, Steve. You barrel-o-douche!
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Animals are tasty. What a bunch of skanky douchebags. I condemn all of you. Die, bitches, die.
I’ll take a fillet-mignon, please. Medium well.
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There’s no such thing as animal oil you oilmongers!!
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I’m a 5th level vegan. I don’t eat anything that casts a shadow…
mongers…
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Did I say I was talking about food? No, I did not. Clearly the answer is mineral, because you are all as dumb as a rock, except for FM. YOu are as dumb as the rocks that should be feverishly thrown in your direction until you drop stone dead to the ground. That is the stone cold reality.
YOu can take your “5th level vegan” and stuff it where the sun don’t shine, Gay T.
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You don’t have to capitalize the “g”, you hippy.
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Hey, BIAR (Bitch Is Always Regurgitating) let he who is without hippyism cast the first stone, hippy! But I agree with your assertion that the answer is mineral, but fuXX you anyways.
Gay T (ha that was good) ‘nuf said!
Von: I condemn your condemnation of my mongerness, you mongerist!
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Ah, yes, but you never said you WEREN’T talking about food.
So cram it in your cramhole, you Repugnican butt-licker! Go fuxxorz yourself!