Well, it seems I need to get out of town for a while. I won’t be around for the weekend, so I’m posting this early.
Sunday Shockwaves is a feature at Radioactive Liberty in which we discuss hot-button issues of the day. Hopefully, this will lead to much lively discussion and heated debate. Let’s try to keep it moderately civil, though, in spite of the fact that we will, no doubt, be discussing issues that evoke strong feelings and strike to the very core of our beliefs.
Please - I can not emphasize this enough - refrain from invoking ad hominems, making death threats, resorting to name calling, or issuing condemnations until you have responded with at least one grammatically complete sentence.
This week is likely to be a particularly touchy subject, so please do re-read the rules above. Friday Edition topic - Elevators or Escalators.
Discuss.
2004–2008
11 responses so far ↓
1
fmragtops
// Aug 4, 2006 at 10:13 pm
Clearly the answer is escalators. They are so much more versatile than elevators. Can you push a kid down an elevator? Can run the wrong way on an elevator? Obviously not.
FIAR, you better run beyotch!
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jimmyb
// Aug 5, 2006 at 4:37 am
Yeah, fm, but i’ve never heard of “Love on an escelator”, either.
3
jt
// Aug 5, 2006 at 7:44 am
I have to agree with Fm….escalators is the answer.
I mean, nothing screams lazy fat Americans like moving stairs.
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fmragtops
// Aug 5, 2006 at 11:19 am
jimmyb, never heard of love on an escalator? What, just because Aerosmith hasn’t made a song about it you think it doesn’t exist? Aerosmith never sang about love on a washing machine, but I promise you it’s possible!
5
jt
// Aug 6, 2006 at 7:28 am
They never sang about 3 legged internet superstar monkey’s named Biscuits, either..
6
Insolublog
// Aug 6, 2006 at 9:57 pm
Take the stairs.
7
richj
// Aug 7, 2006 at 9:52 am
Escalators-no better way to see old people and small children fall flat on their faces as they try to step off. It makes me giggle.
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von
// Aug 7, 2006 at 12:49 pm
Listen, not a year goes by, not a year, that I don’t hear about some escalator accident involving some bastard kid which could have easily been avoided had some parent–I don’t care which one–but some parent conditioned him to fear and respect that escalator!
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FIAR
// Aug 7, 2006 at 4:33 pm
Can you throw someone down an escalator shaft? No, I don’t think so. You Escalator advocates oughtta be thrown down an elevator shaft for your sheer stupidity. Cobagz.
10
von
// Aug 7, 2006 at 8:04 pm
Pfft..escamonger!
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Steve the Pirate
// Aug 8, 2006 at 6:46 am
Well, FIAR, escalators are fun, especially when you try to go downstairs on one that’s moving upstairs. Then again, when in a tuxedo, you can’t do your best James Bond impression like you can when the doors of an elevator swing right open.
lern2play, you f**king noob!
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