On Sundays, you turn on the TV and there are the stupid political round table shows. They have some insipid moonbat talking about some insipid moonbat talking points, and some worthless Republican pundit offering the worthless Republican talking points. They get louder and louder and never wind up saying anything of value.
In response, I offer Sunday Shockwaves:
Sunday Shockwaves is a feature at Radioactive Liberty in which we discuss hot-button issues of the day. Hopefully, this will lead to much lively discussion and heated debate. Let’s try to keep it moderately civil, though, in spite of the fact that we will, no doubt, be discussing issues that evoke strong feelings and strike to the very core of our beliefs.
Please - I can not emphasize this enough - refrain from invoking ad hominems, making death threats, resorting to name calling, or issuing condemnations until you have responded with at least one grammatically complete sentence.
The topic for discussion will be Tomatoes: Fruit, Vegetable, or cheesy fake blood (Wrong color, wrong consistency, etc)
Discuss
2004–2008
8 responses so far ↓
1
katey
// Aug 13, 2006 at 3:50 pm
Now I’m glad I slept in this morning!
2
rt
// Aug 14, 2006 at 12:48 am
None of the above. Tomatoes=acidic, intestinal death, followed by hives. I’m allergic.
3
fmragtops
// Aug 14, 2006 at 11:59 am
Tomatoes are obviously vegetable. They grow on a vine, not a tree. Also, they make good projectiles with which to voice opposition to the currect cease fire in Israel.
4
von
// Aug 14, 2006 at 1:56 pm
I throw a tomatoe at you, sir!!1!
5
rt
// Aug 14, 2006 at 3:48 pm
Grapes grow on vines. Are they a vegetable? No.
6
von
// Aug 14, 2006 at 9:40 pm
You can smoke grapevine, does that make it a cigarrette? NO!!1!!
7
isiah
// Aug 14, 2006 at 11:45 pm
Tomatoes are vegtables. consider the following:
You can fry them,
You can eat them with salt on them,
You can cover them with salad dressing,
They have way more seeds then required,
They are rarely sweet,
They can taste good on a sandwich (how many fruit can claim that),
parents rarely give there kids a tomato to bring to school for lunch (like they do with fruit),
and they have nearly no fiber content. Anyone who disagress with me can go stick his hand in a blender.
Love and Kissses
8
FIAR
// Aug 14, 2006 at 11:52 pm
A vegetable is the root, stalk, or leaves of a plant. That means tomatoes are NOT a vegetable. It’s also not a fruit, because - WTF? When have tomatoes ever been a fruit?
Clearly the answer is cheesy fake blood. Squish one up and slop it around on your neck and yell, “Call 911!” See how stupid people are when no one says, “Dude. It’s a smashed tomato. Grow up.”
You’re all a bunch of worthless noobz. I just pwn3d you biatchez!!11!!1eleven
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