Back by popular demand no demand at all, in any way, shape, or form, whatsoever, it’s sunday shockwaves. A refresher of the rules:
Sunday Shockwaves is a feature at Radioactive Liberty in which we discuss hot-button issues of the day. Hopefully, this will lead to much lively discussion and heated debate. Let’s try to keep it moderately civil, though, in spite of the fact that we will, no doubt, be discussing issues that evoke strong feelings and strike to the very core of our beliefs.
Please - I can not emphasize this enough - refrain from invoking ad hominems, making death threats, resorting to name calling, or issuing condemnations until you have responded with at least one grammatically complete sentence.
So let’s get it on - Mowing the lawn: Riding mower, push mower, or hire an illegal immigrant?
Discuss…
2004–2008
11 responses so far ↓
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tommy
// Oct 8, 2006 at 4:47 pm
Insufficient data. How big of a lawn and how long do you have to mow it?
That said, I use a push mower and do it myself, but I’m also constantly expanding the pool decking and adding flower beds, walkways and anything else I can think of that reduces the area that actually requires mowing.
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fmragtops
// Oct 8, 2006 at 5:23 pm
Beer!
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RT
// Oct 8, 2006 at 5:36 pm
I like Tommy’s approach. I live in an apartment complex, so it looks and sounds like illegal immigrants to me. At least their boss gives them nice uniforms to wear.
I would like to live out West where there is a lot of desert and no need to mow…So Cal or Zona would do me fine.
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RT
// Oct 8, 2006 at 11:40 pm
Actually, I’d like to add a different type of mower. My grandpop used to use the push type that ran on human power, not fuel. You know the one with blades open for to cut themselves? At least they leave behind instant mulch.
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richj
// Oct 9, 2006 at 3:27 pm
Sheep herded by illegal immigrants.
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Dave S.
// Oct 9, 2006 at 4:36 pm
I enjoy mowing the lawn. Hence, no illegals.
Maid service on the other hand…
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FIAR
// Oct 10, 2006 at 10:15 am
Where’s the outrage? Where’s the condemnations. Fine, I’ll start. Tommy, let’s say the yard is the size of your big fat datamongering head. What do you think then?
FM, I condemn your berrmongering!
Rt, I want a calzone. I blame you!
RichJ, I will hunt you and Dave S down and… well I’m just too lazy, but I would if I weren’t so lazy.
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fmragtops
// Oct 10, 2006 at 12:55 pm
How dare you condemn the noble pursuit of beermongering! You beermongerphobe! Oh, you come down with a little yeast infection and now you’re all grumpy!
I will hunt you down and do violentCall you ugly names, poo-poo head!9
richj
// Oct 10, 2006 at 2:57 pm
I condemned you in a different post. Something about you being an election law flouter…..and a pussy.
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FIAR
// Oct 10, 2006 at 3:10 pm
FM, it’s all better. I used a suppository.
Mongers!
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RT
// Oct 10, 2006 at 5:52 pm
Ha! What would you like on your CalZona?
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