Bears Vs. Colts. Have at it.
http://www.superbowl.com/scores
On a completely unrelated note, I am in the process of nuking the hard drive on one of my computers. In a few minutes it will have a blank hard drive.
Back to football. Obviously the Bears are going to win because the Colts are gay. The Bears are gay too, but a Bear is a big burly gay guy, so obviously the big, burly gay guy wins over the gay guy that isn’t big and burly. My scientificalistical method is without any flaws. Bears will win.
Well, right off the kick. Bears FTW!111!!1
Bwahahahaha! I get to utter my favorite football phrase, Peyton Manning Chokes Again! The Bears seem to think they’re playing in some sort of championship or something. Curious.
Looks like the gay rodeo riders couldn’t rope the runner, which sets up a Bears TD. 14-6 Bears.
God Damn It! I go to a party for a few hours and somehow, when I wasn’t looking the damn Eagles Swap uniforms with the Bears. I swear, I’m watching the Eagles play the Dolts, except with Brett “Wrong Team” Favre playing as QB. 29-17 Colts.
I’m not sure where my infallible scientificalistical method went wrong, but it appears as if the Colts will win the game. I didn’t account for the Eagles playing in place of the Bears. That must be it.
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5 responses so far ↓
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RT - Chief Mongress
// Feb 4, 2007 at 7:34 pm
WOW! That big burly Bear got a big burly gay touchdown and now the big burly gay Bears have intercepted the ball.
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RT - Chief Mongress
// Feb 4, 2007 at 7:41 pm
Peyton is a quarterback so that he can keep his hands warm under the center. GAY!
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RT - Chief Mongress
// Feb 4, 2007 at 11:02 pm
Did you see Gayton consciously posing for his pictures??? What a dork. Yeah. I think your spreadsheet data forgot to switch the Eagles and the Bears. Animals is animals. I really shouldn’t have beer this late.
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von
// Feb 5, 2007 at 8:07 am
That big burly gay bear guy got a touchdown, but then he like put the ball back and forth between his legs and stuff…
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fmragtops
// Feb 5, 2007 at 10:46 am
Some great hitting in this game.
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