Superbowl 2009 Flame War Parody
I case you live under a rock, or perhaps in your mother’s pouch in Australia, you are well aware that today is the Superbowl NFL championship game between the Pittsburgh Steelers and some other crappy team. Oh, that’s right, the Arizona Cardinals. I almost choked saying that, because they have been a mediocre to terrible team for their entire existence. But this year it is their destiny.
Sorry, I just choked again. I couldn’t write that with a straight face. Anyhoo, that brings us to this week’s flame war parody.
What is the more ridiculously overhyped event: The Super Bowl, or the Super Bowl Commercials?
Discuss
Category: Flame War Parody Tags: Arizona Cardinals, Flame War Parody, Humor, Humour, NFL, Pittsburgh Steelers, Super Bowl, Super Bowl 2009, Super Bowl Commercials, Superbowl
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I’m a little sore this morning, having just crawled out from under my boulder. You see I’m bragging, I have a boulder, not some little rock. It’s really quite nice, being granite and all.
Anyway, Cardinals thrive in lush, green forest and not in the arid Arizona climate. It’s no wonder they suck and I don’t care. I won’t be watching whatever this Super Bowl thing is and so, likewise, the commercials. You all have a nice day arguing about it.
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The commercials. They are stupid, are for products or services that either saturate the market and there’s no point in advertising them, or they are for obscure idiotic brands that no one will buy, leaving those companies broke, because they thought they were clever.
Jimmy could crack corn and I wouldn’t care.
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Les, is there room under your boulder for a spare person who doesn’t take up much room and isn’t suffering from halitosis or gas?
Other than dudes in tight pants, the Super Bowl offers me nothing. I attempted to give a damn about it and the action failed.
Both the bowl and the commercials are over hyped.
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I don’t care what you anti-football pansies do. I’m watching it ALL. …at least until I fall off the stool. (bar) So, I guess I’ll get to watch maybe, like, nine minutes.
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Neither. The most overhyped event is Amy Winehouse’s crack whoring. At least she can’t bite down on a guy with no teeth.
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Living under a rock is definitely over-hyped. You can’t even fit a tv under there to watch the Super Bowl.
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In some episodes, Patrick has a TV.
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Like Patrick, you are an idiot.
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You know, football is what separates us from the French. So why don’t you and your dirty hippie gay lover Steve just sit and watch the puppy bowl on Animal Planet. You’ll love it. There is no actual competition, no rules. Just a free for all of cuteness.
Stick that in your man purse, Les.
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So the only thing that separates you from the French is pig skin? At least your using some form of protection. Do you call it your pig-sticker or your frog gig?
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TeeHee. Now that Les, was funny.
Les 1, Fiar 0.
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Since this isn’t one of the choices, this post sucks. Obviously the most overhyped event is the god-damned halftime show with that aging, overrated crap-rocker, Bruce Springstein.
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I know very little about baseball… so I’ll have to give a hearty who cares about both the adverts and the game… why don’t they clear all the players and just have a nice game of lawn bowls.
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Lawn bowls? Why would they eat grass? Well, we do have swimmers that like to smoke grass, but eat it? Yuk!
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Who could find any entertainment in putting grass into a bowl. Especially on a football field where the grass is made out of used tires. Then again, I guess the artificial turf adds a degree of difficulty.