Show your support for the troops, but not the war with the new Moveon.org terrible towel.
We’re all familiar with the “terrible towel” that Pittsburg Steelers fans use to show their support for the team. Now you can show your support for the troops, but not the war, with the Moveon.org terrible towel. The towel is made of high quality pre-shrunk cotton, and comes with detailed instructions on how to wear the towel, just like the troops you support.
Order now, and for a limited time, receive a free roll of “wipe your ass with terrorism” toilet paper. Each sheet is double quilted for softness, and is imprinted with 13 stripes and 50 stars.
Order yours now!
NEW!!!
Get your “Culture of Corruption” playing cards. Each card features one of America’s most wanted criminals. George Bush is the Ace of Spades. Rush Limbaugh as the Joker, Tom DeLay as the Jack of Diamonds, and so many more.
Order yours now by calling 555-Anti-War or go to DissentIsPatriotic.Org
Supplies are limited.
Brought to you by George Sourass Industries.
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Trackbacked on Mudville Gazette
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5 responses so far ↓
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jimmyb
// Mar 27, 2006 at 3:07 pm
What, no shroud of Turin bath mat?
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FIAR
// Mar 27, 2006 at 5:13 pm
I bet they’ll be offering it soon, though.
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von
// Mar 28, 2006 at 9:00 am
Funny Stuff! I’m really surprised that Dissentispatriotic.org isn’t real.
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FIAR
// Mar 28, 2006 at 12:49 pm
Me too, Von
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