Sometimes the hint of a good idea smolders in the back of the mind, never really catching fire. Wisps of smoke escapes from the ears. A cogent -but false- display; inciting a delicious impression to others of a blaze of inspiration. Yet, in truth, it is little more than a fog which further clouds the recesses of the brain.
In layman’s terms: Writer’s Block.
Since I can’t seem to come up with a humorous story line to accompany a series of surrealistic glimpses of life along the Road to the White House, I was hoping some of you could. For each of the next four weeks (maybe longer if the mood takes me) I will be asking for your assistance with pithy captioning for that week’s offering to the minor deities of jocularity. We’re fresh out of virgins and pomegranates around here.
Let the games begin.
Humor-Blogs.com is invited to join in the political humor captioning fun.
2004–2008
13 responses so far ↓
1
Les James
// Jul 22, 2008 at 11:18 pm
Well, don’t expect me to start.
2
Fiar
// Jul 22, 2008 at 11:52 pm
Reagan: Republicans these days are such a bunch of wieners.
3
Chris C.
// Jul 23, 2008 at 3:32 am
The hippie realized his anti-anxiety medication was too strong when he stared and stared and still couldn’t see Barack Obama.
4
insolublog
// Jul 23, 2008 at 10:13 am
Stick in my face all you want McCain, but this isn’t the garden of eden and your campaign doesn’t smell like an apple.
5
SinisterDan
// Jul 23, 2008 at 10:15 am
This is what John McCain sees when he sleeps.
6
Fiar
// Jul 23, 2008 at 2:15 pm
Holy crap. It has a subliminal message. I can see it. It says “let’s go soy.”
Sacrilege.
7
Fiar
// Jul 23, 2008 at 2:15 pm
Or maybe it’s “Les, good boy.” It’s hard to tell.
8
Fiar
// Jul 23, 2008 at 2:19 pm
No! It says let’s go gay.” WTF, Les? What are you trying to pull here?
9
Les James
// Jul 23, 2008 at 2:51 pm
Maybe a sack over your head… Oh, that DOES sound gay.
10
Augusto
// Jul 23, 2008 at 3:07 pm
That damn elephant is trying to fly the snake’s wiener kite again - I swear he’s as dumb as a box of rocks.
11
Les James
// Jul 23, 2008 at 5:23 pm
Augusto - Dem’s fightin’ words pardner. You can bash Bush and any other poleatician you like, but don’t you go a messin’ with Ronnie.
I’m a callin’ you out. Sixshooters at dawn.
Poleatician. I like that, very descriptive.
12
Augusto
// Jul 23, 2008 at 5:31 pm
OMG - I thought that “Ronnie” was just tattoo on the side of a ginormous elephant.
But wait….he’s physically dead now, right? In addition to being brain-dead?
And pardner - I will be there with my great grandfather’s Smith and Wesson long barrel 38 to respond to your challenge. (nevermind that I’ve never fired it - I’m sure that any fool can handle it)
13
Les James
// Jul 23, 2008 at 5:43 pm
And many have. God rest their souls.
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