Political Humor

In 2008 I predicted Hugo Chavez would continue to do wacky things. In 2009 I surmised Joe Biden would be Vice President.

Those visions came true.

So here we are, about to face 2010. Trust the visions…

Doctors will find a horseshoe up Barack Obama’s butt

How else to explain the luck this guy has? He skates into a Senate seat then the Presidency four years later despite all the leftists in his social circle. Then there’s the Nobel Prize, and finally a terrorist attack on Christmas Day that only failed because the explosive didn’t detonate.

I’m surprised none of the economic stimulus plans include sending Obama to Vegas to gamble with our taxpayer dollars. He’s got the luck streak going after all.

Letting $790 billion ride on black 32 at the roulette wheel can’t be any worse than giving the money to overseas banks.

More penis jokes from MSNBC

In 2009 MSNBC created one of the most-viral memes of the year: the “teabagger”. It was a big hit among liberals. Bigger then Bush Derangement Syndrome even.

With MSNBC’s ratings going down faster then Democrats whoring for health care reform votes you can rest assured they will take the dirt road in 2010.

I thought it was the meds that made Olberman and Maddow so wacky. It was actually the freedom to be dirty. Who knew?

On a side note, doesn’t that seem like a cool place to be employed? Imagine being able to make penis jokes in the workplace without any hassles from Human Resources.

Hollywood will announce the remake of Bill and Ted’s Excellent Adventure

Red Dawn is being remade. Nightmare on Elm Street is being re-imagined. The Karate Kid is being crapped on.

Even freaking Weird Science is in the re-make mix. Robocop, Short Circuit, and They Live too.

It is just a matter of time before Hollywood sets its sights on Bill and Ted. I pray Aston Kutcher isn’t involved.

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Do you have any predictions for 2010? Put them down in the comments below.

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Chris Cameron is a writer/columnist/beat reporter for Radioactive Liberty. He also has his own blog Angry Seafood.