Political Humor

Red hot Obama Birth Certificate schwag! Get your red hot Obama t-shirts just $25 bucks! And coffee mugs at the low low price of $15!

And they don’t even charge extra for the XXL size. How socialist of them. Redistribute the cost.

Unfortunately, Obama’s re-election campaign does not offer payment options for the people who get government handouts.

How will that money flow back into the Democratic Party coffers? Oh the humanity.

I have to wonder what the hell they were thinking though. Coffee mugs? Really?

This is what they are using to get donations. Coffee mugs. I don’t remember the last time I bought one, and when I did I sure as hell did not want a mug that reminded me of deficits and jobs lost every time I took a sip.

Made in the USA. More like Born in the USA and Made by Alinsky.

But what if stupid crap like this works and it helps lead Obama to re-election? It will be pretty embarrassing for the Republican Party if the best they have to offer can’t beat a coffee mug donation drive (I’m looking at you Ron Paul).

Worse yet will be the millions of robots walking around in their Obama Birth Certificate t-shirts at Six Flags and WalMarts this Summer. For the love of all humanity do not let this happen.

I also wonder where the t-shirts are made. Perhaps the MAS Intimates Thurulie in Sri Lanka?

It is considered one of the greenest clothing factories in the world and pays workers well above the average there. The key word being “there”. MAS isn’t the worst exploiter of labor, but a better exploiter. Or something like that.

They don’t have air conditioning, as well as lighting to operate a third shift. Even sweatshops are going green these days.

Get your sweatshop Obama Schwag! We only pay fifteen cents a t-shirt but we charge $25!

Time once again for my yearly predictions. Unlike in the past, where I was all over the place I put all my eggs in two baskets for 2011.

That’s right, just two prognostications. It is how I roll these days. That and I couldn’t come up with a third one.

MSNBC will ban FOX News

Thanks to the 2010 ratings, which revealed MSNBC had worse numbers than a Spike TV “Cops” Christmas Day marathon, the official spokes-network for the Obama administration will announce they are banning FOX News.

Unfortunately, Keith Olberman will be faced with a shortage of material for his show and will attempt to quit the network. There will be a huge write-in campaign by his medicated fans to keep him and as a result will be the only talking head on MSNBC allowed to even mention the words “FOX News“.

Palin Derangement Syndrome officially replaces Bush version

After a year where W rehabilitated his public image to the point most people no longer think he was a bad President it will be tough to pin the woes of our society on him in 2012.

The liberals’ Great White Hope is now Sarah Palin. Sure, the left has been in the throes of PDS for two years but always in the shadow of BDS. Now that the latter has been purged, the former will take over the host body of the liberals.

And since Palin is expected by many to run for President in 2012 we should see a massive outbreak of PDS the likes of which we have not seen since the Black Plague.

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Help Chris come up with a third prediction in the comments below…

Obama extends the Bush Tax Cuts for two years. Why? It was politically expedient. No other reason.

Being a political oracle, I predict President Obama will use this in the 2012 elections by proclaiming his Tax Cuts “saved or created millions of jobs”. But, no one in the MSM will ask how many millions of jobs George W. Bush ” saved or created” for the ten years his Tax Cuts were in place.