Political Humor

It may be a funny political picture, but the subject isn’t. What’s your opinion?

Brews at the White House.  Obama, Biden and Gates pick at their nuts.  Crowley bravely faces this “teachable moment”.

The recent Suds and Duds Beer Fest at the White House raised the ugly specter of Racial Profiling to the forefront of the American Consciousness, again. (Actually it was Obama’s Black Panther styled, racist remarks that caused the whole problem in the first place, but we’re not supposed to say that. Shhhhh.) This is sarcasm.

In the interest of National Security and spurred on by the ever increasing threat from society’s majority, the Department of Homeland Security has taken decisive action. They released a computer program. That’ll fix it. This is sarcasm too.

The majority being defined as, dangerous, chick digging, white males between the ages of 18 and 65, that aren’t poor trailer trash, crips or tards, (’cause everyone else is a minority) who continue to point fingers at protected class minority citizens, laugh, make non-PC jokes, say mean spirited and hurtful things about them, or worse, to them. This is the ugly truth in the form of a joke.

Author’s Note:

Since I qualify, hitting all points of  the above criteria, I can say what I want about the majority. But, if you aren’t a member of this disreputable, world dominating group, keep your fucking mouth shut and opinions about us to yourself, or I’ll put a size 13 boot up your minority ass. This is a threat.

It’s a middle-class, white guy thing. You wouldn’t understand. This is satire, or possibly parody.I’m willing to entertain your opinions on this. That’s because I’m enlightened, tolerant, a really nice guy, that and I’ve been taking pointers from Fiar.

What? Give a Politically Correct apology for my Absolutely Correct analyses?

My left ball I will -which sits next to it’s twin and hangs beneath something else The Messiah doesn’t possess (despite what the opening title said). This may well be true. And even if it’s not, I’m going to keep saying it.

If you were at all offended by this, good. It makes my point all that more salient. The reason I continue to bring up Obama’s half white, half black roots, is because he’s made an issue of it. This gives me not only permission, but a license to satire. Practically a mandate. Personally, I couldn’t give a shit less about someone’s color, gender, religious preference, creed, etc, etc,etc. I’m an American. Nothing in front of it, and if that not good enough for you too, go back where you came from. But ask your mother’s permission first. I gotta think that would hurt, a lot. This is just sick and not very funny.

DHS Computer program replaces sketch artist

Have you seen this person of interest? If you have, please notify the jackbooted, Brown Shirts at ACORN or DHS and get one Carbon Credit or an extra week’s, lifesaving treatment for an aging relative. Offer expires with the relative. Now that’s funny.

Chicago (AP) “It’s all over but the celebrating. This is a clear mandate. He’s had his time in office and now it’s time to send him back to the ranch,” stated political pundit Bill Maher yesterday, on the Daily Show. This was in reference to the astounding polling numbers showing the Democrat Party in the lead by a very wide margin.

Across the nation, Democrats are all but certain of a landslide victory against George Bush. Just released Zogby, CNN, NBC, and New York Times polls all show an overwhelming majority of likely Democrat voters will vote for a Democrat in the up-coming elections. Some polls are indicating as much as an 8 to 1 margin for national, state and local candidates, who are running against the President.

The estimated 20% -to as high as 50% in a few precincts- of recently registered Democrat voters who are undecided as to how they will vote or in many case how to vote, are to be aided by the nonpartisan, voter assistance organization Acorn.

“They will be right there in the booth beside those voters to insure they are not discriminated against or disenfranchised by the intimidation tactics of the Bush/Cheney tag team. They will be their hands and eyes, if necessary,” said Acorn backer and 60′s peace activist, Bill Ayers.

“Many of these people are the senility struck elderly or don’t speak a word of English… or are mentally challenged homeless. Why some of them are even tragically and terminally dead,” Ayres said. They deserve their chance to be counted. Concerned citizens like me will be providing armed escort services to and from their residences, alleys or resting places on election day. George Bush and his Gestapo-like Republican voting machine will not see another term in office.”

“Why some of them are even tragically and terminally dead”

The strategy of going negative early and pitting as many DNC backed challengers against Bush as possible, was the brainchild of long-time political strategist James Carvel. Carvel -who orchestrated victory for Bill Clinton against the then Texas governor- had this to say, “Just because he [Bush] wasn’t running for President at that time only proves the effectiveness of this plan. It worked for us then and it’s working for us now.  That guy, what’s his name, who’s from Arizona… Ah, yeah… McCain, can say what he wants. Defeating Bush is the winning ticket.”

Carvel went on to say, “I don’t expect to see a single Democrat lose to Bush from the national level, involving Obama and Biden, all the way down to city counsel seats. This man won’t even be elected as the mayor of Wasilla.”

When it was pointed out that the election for Sarah Palin’s formerly held position as mayor of the insignificant Alaskan township isn’t until next year, James Carvel replied, “See how well the strategy is working?”

You can dig up more October surprises at my Humor and satire blog Sideshow Mirrors where Les keeps a spare shovel.