Political Humor

200,000 voters in Ohio may be fraudulent? Big fat hairy deal. This is America after all. Systems are meant to be gamed. Look at this guy’s computer rig for example:

He has thirty-six World of Warcraft accounts that he plays at the same time. I know most of you have no idea how these MMO games work so imagine if you hooked up eleven X-Box 360 systems and played Madden controlling all eleven players on a side. Imagine your domination in online play.

It is called gaming the system. The only outcome is winning not how you get there. Besides, ACORN and the Democrats are only trying to even the odds of a country that is 60% conservative. How the hell are they supposed to win elections by playing fair?

Nobody is getting hurt by the way. It is only silly politics that means nothing to any of us. A victimless crime if you ask me. Fun is not the journey it is to win at all costs. No mercy.

Tucker Max had a website about all his crazy stories of hookups, college, drinking, and all the mayhem that goes along with it. He also created fake accounts on social media networks and used them to game the system for more traffic. He admitted to doing it and his punishment was a book deal and a New York Times Bestseller in ‘I Hope They Serve Beer in Hell‘.

That isn’t cheating that is gaming the system. Nobody got hurt by it. I mean there are not millions of better writers who deserve to get published that don’t cheat, I mean game the system. Shame on them for not playing by the new rules.

Did I mention the movie version of Tucker’s book is being made?

Of course when cheating is out the window then character is the next to go which is fine by me. I am sick to death of my parents always telling me that who I hang around with is important. That unwritten rule is flat-out wrong.

We have all heard it growing up too. ‘Guilty by association‘. ‘You are the friends you keep‘. Blah blah blah. You know what? They were wrong.

Hear that Mom and Dad? You were wrong!

Look at Barack Obama. He has been involved with some shady people but yet he is about to become President. He is a shining example of how ridiculous it is to judge anyone by the company they keep no matter how dirty or radical they are. I am also sure that anyone with Obama’s background and social circle would put that all aside and do the right thing for all of us Americans, even the ones clinging to our guns and bibles.

Plus, if we all simply ignore a stupid arcane rule about friendships then it makes it much easier to be friends with anyone, regardless of character. The world will be a much better place if we didn’t have to concern ourselves with the morality and viewpoints of everyone in our social circle.

Life is too frigging short and we all do not have time to be choosy when it comes to friends, especially our President because he is a lot busier then any of us.

So let’s stop all this ridiculous talk about cheating, character and associations, and the fact that 200,000 times fifty states is ten million total fake voters. It is just harmless gaming of the system right?

Chris Cameron writes this biting political humor column every Thursday here at Radioactive Liberty. He also has his own original humor blog at Angry Seafood.

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