Political Humor

Today -in an unexpected move-  Alaskan Governor (the Hot) Sarah Palin said she would step down from that post, at the end of the month. Sarah apparently has decided to leave office to seek other challenges, and to do what she says, is best for Alaska. Whatever your reasons Sarah, we love you, and we’ll be watching your back…

And maybe a little lower.

 Today’s John McCain’s 72nd birthday and man did he get a present or what? You’ve got to give it to him, if you’re going to pick a running mate, pick one you’d like to mate with.  Alaskan Governor Sarah Palin is the former Miss Wasilla and damn if she isn’t a great looking woman.

Did that sound sexist? Yeah it does, but why else did he choose her? Hillary proved you could run successfully for the Presidency as a woman, but ugly just doesn’t cut it. Pantsuits and saggy, well…, that’s not what the American people want to look at during a presidential race.

We can visually see the difference between the Democrats and the Republicans.  Liberal women are homley, sad creatures, like Rosie. While Republicans have a long history of attracting tight bodies with brains. Now add to the list, which includes the center-fold worthy Ann Coulter and Laura Ingram, Sarah Palin.

Take Obama. Please. Just kidding. No not really. But still you’ve got to admit, he’s a good looking guy, and according to his running mate Joe Biden and ex-Pres. Jimmy Carter he’s also a clean, articulate black boy. Wow, those guys are just full of, ah…complements aren’t they. Still, Obama presents a great image, no substance, but a great image.

What do we know about Sarah Palin? Nothing really, other than she’s a hottie and apparently in politics that’s all you need. So I say, nice job John McCain and I want to see more of Sarah Palin. A lot more, if you know what I mean. 

You can see more of Les James’ brand of satire and humor at his place, Sideshow Mirrors.

Check out the Sarah Palin Speech Video.