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Flame War Parody #31 – Microwave Bacon

I had one of those “no weekend” weekends wherein I tore apart an exterior wall and attempted to put it back together again. Without any help. Did I mention that I’m not too good at careful destruction, and even worse at construction. (I excel at wanton destruction).

It was exhausting work, but my wall is now there, protecting the insides from the rain. This got me thinking, nothing rejuvenates like Bacon®. That goes without saying. But what about people that make their Bacon® in the microwave?

Is Microwave Bacon® even really Bacon®, or is it just sacrilege?

Discuss.

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July 13, 2008   12 Comments

Bacon Vs. Tofu Flame War Parody #28

We all know that Bacon® is better than tofu. There is no need to debate this issue. It’s clear cut. There really is no comparison.

However, this has somehow managed to be a popular argument on Sqidoo.

I find it appalling that anyone would be on the side of tofu. Considering the fact that tofu turns you into a terrorist hugging, effeminate, wienie, I would like to see someone justify even the mere existence of tofu.

I am not at all optimistic that anyone will rise to the challenge this week. Perhaps there is someone from who will champion the cause of tofu, but I expect that it is unlikely. The victory in favor of Bacon® is too clear cut. But that is this week’s topic:

Justify the existence of tofu.

Discuss

June 22, 2008   22 Comments

Bacon | Discuss

Bacon.

Discuss.

October 22, 2006   117 Comments