Political Humor

Good evening, America. I am Janet Napolitano, and I am speaking to you in an effort to quell your fears about the recent epidemic of swine flu. Do not be afraid because your messiahPresident, and his apostles cabinet are coming up with innovative new solutions to combat this microbial menace.

Make no mistake, this is the [...]

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Hooray the Banks are Rescued
After spending the weekend in the US Treasury basement printing money, Tim Geithner revealed his new bank rescue plan: buy the toxic loans for a trillion dollars.
And by toxic, I mean the same ones we were supposed to buy back in November for $700 billion. That’s  a $300 billion dollar increase [...]

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Hi, I’m JO the Roofer. Remember me? I’m the guy you hired to redo your roof last time. I know it didn’t go very well. It leaked, and ruined your floors, and I’m sure you’re pissed. I know your furniture is ruined, and the toxic mold in your walls from all the moisture is a [...]

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