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Les James Officially Endorses Barack Hussein Obama for President In 2012

When I heard Obama announced his bid for re-election, I felt tingles run up my legs, all the way to where they join.

I’d been waiting and wondering how Obama would go about informing us of his decision to grace America with his presences for another term. Then there it was, just in time. I was turning Blue holding my breath. It’s OK, I’m bright Red again.

In typical understated fashion, the President proclaimed his up-coming bid using  social media. Our Dear Leader graciously let others do the work for him. He wasn’t even in the video!

This is a man who knows how to delegate authority. And best of all, the people in the announcement seemed have no emotional attachment, just like Obama.

F.I.A.R. It’s An Acronym Thing, You May Not Understand

A little over three years ago, Fiar endorsed Obama for President. At the time I thought he must be off his meds. Now I realize what a Nostradamus he was. He saw way back then, what has taken me most of that time to realize, Obama is a very cleaver, far thinking man. I understand the mysteries now, my sage.

A young Barry infiltrated Reverend Wright’s church, voted present in Illinois, got elected to the U.S. Senate, wrote two autobiographies (maybe), immediately began campaigning for President, and never showed us so much as a dry cleaning claim stub by way of identification. You gotta be massively adroit to institute such an intensive, multi decade-long plan.

All of this while never getting anything on him through his associations with radicals and terrorist. Obama’s the Teflon Don of the Oval Office.

When In Trouble, When In Doubt, Grab That Problem, Punt It Out

I knew almost nothing about Obama back when –and that’s what he wanted- but I do now. Let’s look as his Presidential record:

• He has Czars, staff  and congressional Dems to make all his decisions. If they don’t pan-out, under the bus you go. Plausible deniability all the way. What a statesman!

• Congress pushed through ObamaCare. Obama knows full well it will be thrown-out as unconstitutional. Still, a clear nod to the Left.

• He signed repeal of Don’t ask, Don’t tell. The gays are piling on …figuratively …I hope.

• The environmentalist gush over him for the EPA’s (not his) up-coming actions, which will soon be defunded.

• He acted very Presidential by demanding Boehner and Reid get this year’s budget, due last year, submitted before Tax Day, this year. He even canceled his monthly vacation to watch their progress!

• He’s going to unwillingly back Paul Ryan’s budget, to show he’s concerned about the deficit and can compromise. A clear nod to the Right.

• Forgetting to get rid of Rendition, Warrantless Wire Taps and Military Tribunals at the still open Gitmo? Oops. A stroke of genius!

• He’s still in Bush’s Wars and he’s added Libya. While, …seldom is heard a discouraging word, and the skies are not cloudy all day. A musical nod to Cowboy Poetry festivals.

• Even Gaddafi loves “Our dear son, Excellency, Baraka Hussein Abu oumama…”.

And what’s not to love? He can be everything to everybody. Obama has flipped and flopped on more issues than I have fingers and toes. A brilliant strategy!

He’s Got It All And We Can Too

President Obama’s got the Left squarely on his side, while morphing from Fascist to Socialist to Progressive to Blue Dog to RHINO, all in only two years. Just think of what these next two, plus the following four years could bring.

Oh Happy Days Are Here Again! Obama’s going to make Ronald Reagan look like Jimmy Carter.

Yep, it’s Obama in 2012 for me.

Hang on; I just heard a new sound bite.

Forget Obama. Ron Paul in 2012!

Barack Obama is leading Hillary Clinton in the Democrat Primary. I already indicated that this is clearly because of our own endorsement of Obama. But what was not known yet was just how influential this site had really become.

Rush Limbaugh Endorses Barack Obama

Long-time regular reader of Political Humor by Radioactive Liberty, Rush Limbaugh, announced his endorsement of Barack Obama today at the beginning of his radio broadcast. Thanks to our endorsement of Barack Obama for President, it looks like we may really get some change in the 2008 Presidential election.

I just hope Rush didn’t injure himself trying to run and catch up to the Bandwagon. Now there will be even more funny Barack Obama parody songs.

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