John McCain is dangerous for America. He will rape the Earth, eat your baby, and send the Death Star to destroy the world. He also hates black people.
John McCain is a war monger. According to certified idiot, Pat Buchanan - Who has never held a credible opinion in his life - John McCain “will make [...]
Why McCain Should Not Be President
July 9th, 2008 · 11 Comments
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Barack Obama Looks to the Military for Veep Choices
June 12th, 2008 · 4 Comments
Jim Johnson sat at the table in the conference room looking over his notes and turned to Barack Obama. “You ready?”
“Sure.” Obama replied. “Interviewing people from the military, especially with my limited experience in foreign relations was a brilliant idea. I am getting better though. Israel is in the Middle East right?”
“Yes Obama.” Jim sighed [...]
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Jobs Barack Obama is Almost Qualified For
June 11th, 2008 · 13 Comments
I think we all agree that Barack Obama is running for President in the 2008 election. If you disagree with that, please discontinue reading, and pry yourself loose from the rock you are under. Yes, this means you Ron Paul supporters.
We should be unanimous in our view that Obama isn’t really Presidential material. What has [...]
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