Political Humor

The Barack Obama Presidential Coin Collection finally delivers on Sen. Barack Obama’s campaign promise to bring change to the people. It’s the convergence of satire and truth. I had predicted that the only change Obama will bring is the type you can hold in your hand.

With a Presidential cabinet stuffed full of Clinton retreads, and a continuation of Chicago style deep dish culture of corruption surrounding the Obama campaign, it seemed as if the Change We Can Believe In ™ was a campaign promise that was as empty as Senator Obama’s Senate seat was during the majority of his tenure… Including the rare occasions he was in it.

However, the Barack Obama Presidential coin collection finally gives us the change we really CAN believe in. Along with Obama Victory Plates and various other Obama Merchandise, the Obama Gold Coins collection offers us a pointless collectors item that no one will ever care about. It even has a certificate of authenticity to confirm that it is a useless item that will never increase in value, much like Obama’s Presidency.

But wait, there’s more! The Obama coin collection comes with a handy display case. I’m putting mine on the mantle so everyone can see how hopey and changey I am. Then I may finally have friends.

The coin collection comes complete with:

• The Presidential Dollar bearing the life like image of the “First African American President”

I assume that is in sneer quotes because we all know that President William Jefferson Clinton was the first black President. Or maybe it’s because Obama is half white.

• A JFK Half Dollar- with the likeness of Obama with Kennedy representing the
  “Time for a Change” Presidents.

Finally Camelot has returned! Rejoice! Rejoice in the glory of the Messiah!

• The Illinois State Quarter with the likeness of Obama when he announced his historic
  candidacy in Lincoln’s hometown of Springfield, Illinois

Lincoln freed the slaves and Obama will free you from the slavery of capitalism, personal responsibility, and the ability to earn a decent income.

• The Hawaii State Quarter with a real life image of Obama in celebration of the birthplace of our 44th President of the United States of America.

Or is it his birthplace. A quick and easy to produce birth certificate would have settled the issue months ago.

• Free Obama Presidential Coin Collectors Album to preserve for years!

Well beyond it’s point of complete worthlessness. But we call that a “freshness date.”

• All coins brilliant condition.

And I was so hoping for dingy, stained, old looking coins. Dammit!

• Numbered Certificate of Authenticity

Just in case anyone needed proof that it is a stupid idea, here’s a certificate verifying that fact.

Don’t wait until it’s too late. Order your Barack Obama Presidential Coin Collection today, before supplies run out and there’s no change left to hope for.