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As part of our continuing effort to endorse Barack Obama for President in the 2008 Election, Political Humor by Radioactive Liberty has agreed to publish this Editoral by Barack Obama.

Hope and Change for America

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I’m Barack Obama, and I hope to be your President, when we change Presidents after the next election.

People often tell me, “Barack Obama, I was completely without hope. You could even say that I was hopeless. But then you came along with your message of hope and change.

And now I have hope that America can change, and move towards a bigger, better, brighter America. Brimming with hope for change. An America that I can finally be proud of.”

Can I get an Amen?

Kill Whitey!

Haha! That’s just Jeremiah Wright’s way of saying “Amen.” He’s my crazy pastor, I dunno, but my wife seems to like him.

what kind of change?

Well, I plan to raise taxes on companies that ship American jobs overseas. Hopefully, those companies will ship themselves the rest of the way overseas as well. Then there won’t be any more evil corporations left to enslave Americans with their oppressive sources of income.

Gas prices are high, and last year worldwide oil consumption was higher than ever. As a result, oil companies yielded record profits.

I plan to raise gas taxes even higher, and hope that I can continue to swindle Americans into believing that it’s the oil companies, or the war that’s driving gas prices so high. Meanwhile, the Federal government will rake in several dollars on the gallon

That’s no small change.

I sure hope we don’t lose that cash cow.

Ignorant… That’s America!

Haha! That’s just my crazy wife, Michelle Obama. That’s just her way of saying, “I love you Barack Obama.” I love you too honey! Forget Kathy Lee Gifford returning to the Today Show. They should get rid of that cracker and put my wife on the show.

A Vision for One America

Image source: Gasoline Lines by Warren K. Leffler, 1979

There is not a Liberal America and a Conservative America. There is only the United States of America… Divided into odd and even license plate numbers to wait in line for their weekly gasoline rations.

Hey, I hear an ice cream truck outside. Now that’s the America I love. I hope I have some change. What? $3.50? For Ice Cream! I hope to change that too.

I’m Barack Obama, and I approve this satire.

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