Political Humor

Red hot Obama Birth Certificate schwag! Get your red hot Obama t-shirts just $25 bucks! And coffee mugs at the low low price of $15!

And they don’t even charge extra for the XXL size. How socialist of them. Redistribute the cost.

Unfortunately, Obama’s re-election campaign does not offer payment options for the people who get government handouts.

How will that money flow back into the Democratic Party coffers? Oh the humanity.

I have to wonder what the hell they were thinking though. Coffee mugs? Really?

This is what they are using to get donations. Coffee mugs. I don’t remember the last time I bought one, and when I did I sure as hell did not want a mug that reminded me of deficits and jobs lost every time I took a sip.

Made in the USA. More like Born in the USA and Made by Alinsky.

But what if stupid crap like this works and it helps lead Obama to re-election? It will be pretty embarrassing for the Republican Party if the best they have to offer can’t beat a coffee mug donation drive (I’m looking at you Ron Paul).

Worse yet will be the millions of robots walking around in their Obama Birth Certificate t-shirts at Six Flags and WalMarts this Summer. For the love of all humanity do not let this happen.

I also wonder where the t-shirts are made. Perhaps the MAS Intimates Thurulie in Sri Lanka?

It is considered one of the greenest clothing factories in the world and pays workers well above the average there. The key word being “there”. MAS isn’t the worst exploiter of labor, but a better exploiter. Or something like that.

They don’t have air conditioning, as well as lighting to operate a third shift. Even sweatshops are going green these days.

Get your sweatshop Obama Schwag! We only pay fifteen cents a t-shirt but we charge $25!

Things that make you go, WTF?

Barack Hussein Obama claims to have been born in the U.S.A..

Osama bin Laden didn’t -as far as we know.

Obama changed his name from the All American, Barry to Barack.

The media changed Osama to Usama. An All American name beginning with U.S.A..

USAma was an environmentalist, who had no problems flying planes into buildings, releasing Allah knows what into the air.

Obama is an environmentalist, who has no problems flying Tomahawk missiles into buildings, releasing Allah knows what into the air.

USAma was a community organizer.

Obama still is.

USAma liked seeing himself on TV.

Obama, ditto.

USAma enjoyed watching porn.

Obama enjoys watching us get screwed.

American intelligence agencies and the military thought USAma needed another hole in his head, and most of the country agreed.

American intelligence agencies and the military need Obama like another hole in their heads, and most of the country agrees.

It’s the Lincoln/ Kennedy coincidence thing all over again. I’m sure there’s gotta more to this.

Sprouting from the roots of the weed that is Move On and funded by George Soros comes the newest liberal political action committee, Move Along and their latest campaign “Nothing To See Here”

Barack Obama got us involved in an unnecessary war for oil for Europe.

Nothing to see here. Move along.

Some of the rebels in Libya have ties to Al Qaeda.

Nothing to see here. Move along.

GE made billions in profits and not only paid no taxes but also got a tax credit. And their CEO has a job in the Obama Administration.

Nothing to see here. Move along.

Obama told Brazil to drill baby drill, advice that would help George Soros, who has a major stake in Petrobas and stands to benefit. But we can’t drill our own oil.

Nothing to see here. Move along.

Not only are we not closing Gitmo but we are trying war criminals there.

Nothing to see here. Move along.

CBS and Washington Post got government subsidies.

Nothing to see here. Move along.