Political Humor

The Never Ending Story … of Barack’s Birth Certificate

It’s like watching one of those really bad movies that should never have been made. The original plot line was thin, predictable and the acting terrible. Now we’re subjected to the umteenth sequel. In the latest offering, Gov. Neil Abercrombie can’t produce a simple piece of paper. Oh, and his close friend Mike Evans can’t remember what he heard, or didn’t hear, or thought he heard or… Please find the Birth Certificate so we can focus on something important, like Barry’s pooch, Bo. In the New Age of Civility, I thought this spoof poster of a well-known movie was perfect.

A parting thought, Barack Obama -BO. Barry Soetoro -priceless.

Last week at the Tax Day Tea Party rally in Manchester, NH I had a display board with a picture of Barack Obama as Captain Obvious from a post back in January…

I offered pens and post-it-notes for people to come up with their quotes. Here are the ones I received:

“In some small village in Kenya they’re missing one IDIOT!”

“Insanity=Obamacare”

“Got a Birth Certificate?”

“Correction: Our Prez is Captain Oblivious”

“They dedicate their lives to running our affairs” (a twist on a line from the Metallica song “Unforgiven”)

“Socialized medicine is not about health; it’s about keeping you in line. (in more ways than one)”

“Look at all those morons paying their taxes-I paid mine over a year ago!” (homage to Homer Simpson)

“Like it or not we are the leading super power.”

“What’s all that yelling out there? Rahm go shut ‘em up already. Axelrod? Tell ‘em everything’s going okay.”

I think that last one was my favorite.

Now I turn it over to the readers here at RL. What is your quote? The winner gets absolutely nothing except the warm fuzzy feeling inside from knowing they won a blog caption contest. Awwww….

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The creator of this fine blog, FIAR is missing. He was last seen publishing The One Trillion Dollar Obama Health Care Plan post and commenting on another post on February 22, 2010.

Since then he has been awol from the blogosphere or whatever the hell you call it these days.

Maybe he got that late night talk show he has always dreamed of?

Or perhaps he went to Hollywood and got cast in a film?

Even Barack Obama is worried.

Why our President is so concerned is beyond me. Maybe Obama secretly likes to read conservative political humor blogs. No matter the reason, it is touching that he would help us by checking under his couch.

He’s a liberal, we’ll give him an A for effort.

And it looks like you’ve found your special bucket. Now can I please get some helping in finding Fiar?

Thanks. You are a big help as always. Did Biden give you that idea?

So where is Fiar? Leave your theories in the comments below.

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Chris Cameron is a writer/columnist/reporter for Radioactive Liberty and also the author of his own blog about everything, Angry Seafood.