Political Humor

Hey someone turn up the thermostat! It’s only 80 in here. How the hell am I supposed to run this country like a Central American dictatorship if it doesn’t feel like Central America?
Miffer Preffadent?
What do you want, Rahm?
Firr, iffs abouff the econfffamy
What? Hell man, get your face out of the carpet! Damn, I love seeing [...]

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Rod Blagojevich approached the podium and cleared his throat as the reporters readied their notebooks and audio recorders.
“Thank you all for coming here today. Recently there have been some serious allegations made against me and I would like to assure the wonderful people of Illinois, America, and my relatives in Europe that these claims are [...]

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The 2008 Political Hack of the Year Award goes to Illinois Governor Rod Blagojevich.
Competition was fierce and there were so many deserving recipients like Massachusetts Senator Jim Marzilli, who was arrested for aggressively hitting on random women last April. His defense was bi-polar disorder by the way. The disease excuse cost Marzilli the award due [...]

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