Political Humor

Coming this fall……an epic new disaster movie so scary you will literally be crapping your pants in the theater…

An iceberg so large and destructive it threatens the existence of mankind…

A film so outlandish Time Magazine calls it: “outlandishly outlandish”…

Based on the true-life, over-hyped story by the media, Attack of The Iceberg pits man against a broken-off piece of a glacier in Greenland that threatens to possibly move very, very slowly towards shipping lanes.

Ed Markey stars as Phyllis Mayton, a cross-dressing transgender who tries to convince a skeptical world of dire implications…

“An iceberg four times the size of Manhattan has broken off Greenland, creating plenty of room for deniers to start their own country…”

Cookie the Polar Bear stars as Snowflake, the dis-enchanted gansta from the hood looking to prevent anyone from getting near the iceberg, which he considers his territory.

The Rebel Alliance from Star Wars star as themselves, a rag-tag group of dissenters hoping to stop the iceberg from killing the world.

Attack of the Iceberg…coming to theaters this Fall.

——————————————————–

Chris Cameron is a columnist for Radioactive Liberty. He also has his own political humor/commentary blog Trees Hate Hugs as well as Angry Seafood, a politics-free humor blog.

It’s been pointed out here and elsewhere, liberalism IS a disease. Fortunately it’s not sexually transmitted(despite how much they try), but it is contagious. Hang around enough committed Leftus, and you could very well find yourself infected.

One way to prevent this affliction is to regularly read conservative humor and satire. But that’s not for everyone. Those of you who grew-up looking on dad’s flesh mags, know that pictures are a lot more fun.

Hearkening back to your youth (or the site you just came from) I humbly submit the following slightly altered, politically incorrect, humor pictures.

Welcome to Obama Care. Any day now you’ll be able to walk into a doctor’s office, health clinic, or hospital, and receive absolutely free medical treatment.

Huh? Come -on, I’m trying to write here. What? Are you sure? Well, alright.

I guess I was wrong. In about four years, you’ll be able to get free… Hang on.

What now? You got to stop interrupting. Really?

I’m wrong again. You’ll only receive free health care, if you don’t pay into the tax system. Everyone else is going to get soaked.

Do I have that right at least? No? Oh, okay, but this is the last time.

If you pay nothing in income tax , AND you don’t drive a car, don’t pay electric bills, or make any purchases what so ever, Then you might get free health care.

Yeah thanks for your “valuable” input . Just shut-up and let me tell this will you?

No, not you… Fiar. Have you wondered where he’s been? I’ll tell you. He’s been bugging the hell out of me while I trying to write this post, that’s where.

What? No you can’t watch pay per view porn on my TV. Yeah, I know there’s no more beer or cheese puffs, you saw to that. Don’t blow your nose on the curtains!

Sorry. Look, the point I’m trying to make is…

Holy crap, show tunes? I don’t care if it’s  punk covers, it’s still show tunes. Next you’re going to tell me you blog about wedding dresses.

I apologize… again.  Looks like I won’t be able to give you my usual spot-on analysis this week.  But I will part with this: Obama Care, Cap and Trade, a Value Added Tax and higher income taxes vs The Thing that Won’t Leave. I’m not sure which is worse.

Ahhh! What crawled up your butt and died? Don’t sit there laughing. It’s not funny…

There. I told you, you’d regret  putting your picture up for me to copy and paste.

I own some blogs here and there. Sometimes I even post.