Political Humor

I talked about the end of days before, but as time goes on the next sunrise brings yet another level of madness and more examples that common sense as well as sensibility is the baby thrown out with the proverbial bathwater of reality.

Tag has been banned at a West Virginia elementary school because it brings out ‘intense aggression’ in children. The administration is making it sound like the kids are running around all hopped up on adrenaline, attacking each other like packs of wolves while feasting on the raw meat of the freshly-killed classmates’ bodies.

No wonder why every kid younger then twenty sounds feminine and cries every time a Dashboard Confessional song is played. This is what happens when the hippies of the sixties have children. We should have sterilized all of them while we had the chance.

Speaking of moonbats, Canada is going to ban BPA, a chemical in plastic, claiming animal testing has proven some kind of link to something that might harm us.

Not one human has actually died or has been diagnosed with any health problems due to this supposed ‘issue’ but what the hell, let’s spend more money pre-empting problems. Worked out well in Iraq right?

At least put a frigging face on the BPA scare and cart out some cute sick kid in a wheelchair or something. It worked so well for DDT. Unfortunately it didn’t work out so well for the hundreds of millions of dead children in Africa killed by Malaria. But the moonbats really don’t care about that forgotten continent.

I think we need more human testing to find out for sure so I recommend that every hippie and fascist – I mean socialist – ingest varying amounts of BPA. Since they complain the most about animal testing I figure they should be first in line.

Nothing beats the arrogance, however of Jimmy Carter meeting with terrorists in the Middle East. Gee, Mr. Foreign Policy Expert, you f^^ked up a friendship with Iran, enabled the U.S.S.R. to invade Afghanistan, and authorized a half-assed rescue of the hostages.

Pretty much all of our problems in the Middle East are because of you buddy, so you shouldn’t even be able to vacation anywhere outside the USA, because you might screw up a cool place to take a cruise ship to.

None the less, Jimmy Carter did meet with ‘one of’ the terrorist leaders of Hamas. Hey Mr. Oblivious, did you notice they didn’t even respect you enough to set up a meeting with the head honcho? Instead they sent along a lackey. What do you think would be the message to Catholics if the Pope had to meet with a member of Congress instead of the President?

Not like it would matter because a lot of people are disgusted with the Catholic Church. They might even applaud, especially in the Boston area. The Pope is avoiding Massachusetts like an altar boy avoids being left alone with the priests.

This might be the one event this week that actually makes sense because it is consistent with the Catholic Church’s status quo. I wonder what would happen if the Pope visited the cities that Cardinal Law dispensed the rapists to. That would be interesting.

Chris Cameron writes this weekly drivel of political humor here every Thursday. You can also read his odd and ranty humor at his blog, Angry Seafood.

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