Political Humor

Cindy Sheehan, most widely known as “that idiotic bitch that won’t stop disgracing her heroic son’s memory,” has given an ultimatum to Speaker of the House Nancy Ghoulosi: Impeach Bushitler in two weeks or you will have to make me look even more ridiculous.

Shitcan plans to challenge Ghoulosi in her San Francisco district in 2008 if the Speaker does not initiate articles of impeachment against the Commander in Chimp by July 23.

That’s when Sheehan and her only supporter, Anti-American Communist Dictator Hugo Chavez, are scheduled to finish a 13 day caravan and walking tour from Crawford, Texas to Washington D.C.

Sheehan announced in late May that she was leaving the anti-war movement because she is universally hated by both the Left and Right. She plans to run as an independent because she thinks the Surrendercrats have surrendered on surrendering the war.

“Democrats and Americans feel betrayed by the Democratic leadership,” Sheehan told The Associated Press. She also opined that Democrats were elected to the majority last November to issue an immediate and unconditional surrender in the Iraqi theater of the war.

In spite of a tenuous grasp on reality and a total lack of political experience, intelligence, or likability, Shehag plans to officially announce her candidacy this Tuesday. She plans to withdraw from the race if Ghoulosi brings articles of impeachment by the deadline.

Sheehan would like that outcome because it would allow her to pursue other projects for turning herself into even more of a living caricature of herself, as impossible as that may seem.

Shebag said Bush should be impeached because she believes he misled the public about the reasons for going to war (by using the same intelligence reports all the other countries had), violated the Geneva Convention by interrogating terrorists to whom the Geneva Conventions don’t apply, and crossed the line by commuting the prison sentence of former vice presidential aide I. Lewis “Scooter” Libby, as is the President’s Constitutional right.

She also cited wiretapping phone calls made to known terrorists, and the “inadequate and tragic” response to Hurricane Katrina by Mayor Nagin and Governor Blanco as other grounds for impeachment of the President.

In a press conference, Nancy Ghoulosi told reporters, “Brains. Need Brains!” That’s to be expected, because that’s what ghouls eat.

When asked about Sheehan’s plans to run against her, Ghoulosi said, “No brains!”

For once I think I agree with Madame Speaker.

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