Political Humor

JumpOut offers some political editorial regarding the ascension to godhood inauguration to the Presidency of His Majesty and Most Blessed One, Barack Obama. There is plenty of strong language, so if that is a problem, I highly recommend the latest edition of Lolterizt at imao.us. Otherwise, read and enjoy.

Being the powerful and influential conservative humor and satire site that we are, I think we are required by law to talk about Barack Obama’s inauguration today. I am going to present you with some thought provoking observations and keen insight on Barack Obama, his inauguration and the direction in which this nation is headed.

Much was made of the exorbitant cost of Obama’s inauguration ceremonies. Yes, in this time of economic uncertainty, absolutely retarded bailouts, and all the terrorist killin’ going on out there, $150,000,000 seems a tad much. Yes, it’s true George W. Bush was lambasted for spending a third of that on his inauguration. See, this is the way I feel about it: I don’t give a f^^k.

So, yesterday was supposed to be an historic event. Obama is the first not completely white President. I’m sure race relations today are better than they were two days ago. Some people feel like Obama is such a transcendent figure that all the world’s ills will be cured today. Then there are others that feel he is just a politician. A politician like any other that will sell out his base for his own sake. He made a bloviating speech about the economy, the historic nature of his presidency, and his plans for the future. My position on it is this: I don’t give a f^^k.

Now, President Obama will start the difficult task of steering the country through these economic hardships. He’s about to start trying to hand out billions of dollars to CEOs, Bankers, unions, and some of his closest friends. He’s going to try to get as many people as possible employed by the government. You know what I say? I don’t give a f^^k.

We are now left with the country being led by the most Liberal President in history. The media is shivering from the tingling feelings running up their legs. All is right in the international community, and every other country should be respecting us more any minute now. The terrorists will all lay down their explosive vests and world peace will be breaking out soon, I’m sure, but you know what? I don’t give a f^^k.

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