Political Humor

I don’t know about your part of the country, but here in Southeastern Pennsylvania we’re clinging to our guns and bibles, and heading into leaf control mode. As I collect together the dead leaves, it occurs to me that I have multiple options for their disposal.

Therefore, this week’s flame war parody topic is about the disposal of leaves. As usual, have an opinion, and feel absurdly strong about it.

Leaves: Burn them and throw the hippies on the fire, or compost them and bury the hippies under the pile?

Discuss.