Political Humor

And it was hiding on the grassy knoll.

It was the one that was uploaded to Anthony Weiner’s Twitter feed. This explains everything and is much more plausible than the notion of a crazy liberal assassinating his political career all by himself.

I’m pleased to announce that the Planet’s Best Political Humor has a new and faithful scraper site that is publishing all of our posts in their entirety with all links intact. Obviously, I’m not going to sit idly by and allow this opportunity to go to waste. We are in a financial crisis after all, and when I grow up I would like to make money writing political humor.

While Problogger is busy milking noobs scratching at their clueless, empty heads about how to beat scraper sites by wasting endless hours sending DMCA cease and desist letters to shut down the sites that are giving them a free distribution network and hordes of free keyword targeted backlinks, I would rather take it as evidence that there is a conspiracy to launch RadioactiveLiberty.com to the top of Google for all conservative political humor related keyword searches. Thus, I will abuse the scraper to my advantage by cramming my own posts full of links to myself.

Perhaps there is some sort of Obama government jobs program where you can work at home scraping conservative satire blogs, but just how much recession humor is too much? Speaking of tea parties, did you know that the original tea party protest was a rejection of a big government bailout?

Global warming is dead, and if you knew your facts on global warming, and asked a few intelligent questions about global warming, then you would know that the climate change fairy is not real, so it won’t be on any global warming top 10 lists.

If Billy Mays were still alive today he would be hawking the RL Gear line of political gifts, or maybe he would be making a special offer to double your order of DemTools christmas gift ideas if you order in the next 12 minutes.

Hey Joe, where you going with those hair plugs in your hand? What you really need are some hot Sarah Palin pictures that may or may not be photoshopped by our own Les James.

Well, 20 internal links ought to be enough to count as abusive.

By the way, Obama is Stupid. Where’s my Nobel Peace Prize?

By Chris Cameron

Listen up all you 911 Truthers, the time has come to reveal who was really behind the conspiracy behind the horrific events of September 11, 2001.

It was not the government. Please, they run the IRS and the DMV. Giving someone a license is pretty basic and look how easily they screw that up. Professional mathematicians can’t understand the US Tax Code. The government excels only in incompetence.

It was not Al Qaeda. Well, maybe they were the ones that carried it out but they were hired hands. Who do you think bought them?

It was Disney. The super corporation that stands for shoving fun and Hannah Montana down our collective throats was behind it all. Speaking of Hannah Montana, when does she turn eighteen? I want to mark that day on my calendar so that I know when impure thoughts about her are legal to have running through my devious mind many would call a gutter.

Where the hell was I?

Ah yes, Disney was the mastermind behind 911.

You may ask “how can a nice friendly mouse kill thousands of people and basically ramp up the rise of radical Islam?” Or maybe “what the hell are you smoking?” To which I would reply, “Perfectly legal cigarettes.”

It all began in the late 90’s. Disney had it all. They were in all the malls in America. They had theme parks in California, Florida, and even France. The “I Surrender” ride was a big hit over there, but the rest of the park – not so much.

They had a vast library of films, mostly ones that followed the same plot line: parents get killed and the main character’s conflict directly relates to that past event. They started up their own cable channel and even had a sports team with a really stupid name, the Mighty Ducks.

But was this enough for Eisner? Apparently not, he wanted more, and in 2000 an evil plot was hatched. Bin Laden was already planning an attack on the United States but he was lacking in the business sense. His group wanted to blow up government buildings, but Osama knew there was something missing in the plan.

While on a tour of Euro Disney, Eisner reached out to Bin Laden and persuaded him to target the World Trade Center in order to topple an icon of financial and commercial success of the United States. He saw this as his opportunity for expansion of the Disney brand name, and a means to an end.

With the World Trade Center removed as that icon, there would need to be something to replace it that would be equal in symbolism. What better way to do this then with a Disney Theme Park right in Manhattan?

The dragging of the feet on the memorial is just Disney’s attorneys slowing down the process enough so that Eisner can buy the land and begin construction on Disney NYC.

Six years later the land where the World Trade Center stood remains undeveloped and Mickey Mouse is now being marketed to extreme Islam.

Coincidence? I think not!

Chris Cameron is a writer of odd and different humor. You can read more of his strangeness at Angry Seafood.

humor-blogs.com is not the group behind 911 but they are still on the hook for where socks go in the dryer.