Political Humor

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Welcome to the world premiere of our brand new late night show. I’m your host, Lefty Nutsack. We’ll be bringing you the best Liberal political humor this side of Michael Moore. Which is hear is on the other side of the Milky Way.

And the entire inventory of Dunkin Donuts.

I was going to start with a joke about Sarah Palin’s daughter, but I didn’t want to be accused of stealing David Letterman’s best material. In Dave’s defense, Sarah Palin’s daughters are hot. I don’t care how old you are. *Ba dum bum*

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Now would probably be a great time to introduce you to our band leader. Ladies and Gentleman, please give a warm welcome to Corey Taylor of Slipknot and Stone Sour!

Bush is a homicidal bastard!

*Raucous applause*

Careful Corey. You don’t want to be funnier than the host. *Canned laughter*

So, did you hear the joke about “Them Jews?” A preacher and a rabbi walk into a bar… Oh. You heard that one already.

How about that President Barack Obama, huh? *5 straight minutes of applause* There’s not one single thing you can possibly say to make fun of him or his administration. *5 straight minutes of applause*

No, seriously. If you do you will be put on the DHS watchlist and branded as a right wing extremist.

What do Rosie O’Donell and the Holocaust Museum shooter have in common? A lot more than the Right wing extremists the media is trying to associate him with.

Speaking of Rosie O’Donell, you won’t want to miss tomorrow night where Rosie and Wanda Sykes will hold a bad political joke telethon to see who is the least funny comedienne in America.

In the second half of the show they will mudwrestle each other. I don’t know if fire can melt steel, but we’ve  prove conclusively whether ugly can melt eyeballs.

Tune in or they’ll cancel my show *Ba dum bum*

No seriously.

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