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The Flame War Parody made a rousing debut! Apple Pie was declared more American than Mom in a heated and controversial vote. Sorry Mom, but you’re just not American enough.

RT – Chief Mongress took the lead, noting that “my mom is the daughter of an immigrant.”

Joining in the consensus that Apple Pie is more American was part-time Radioactive Liberty correspondent, and head fisherman of Angry Seafood, ChrisC.

Chris had the most logical and well reasoned argument in favor of Apple Pie, noting:

Apple pie because you can have sex with it. Ok, I guess you could plow your mom but that would be way too weird and wrong. Go for the pie.

Skul threw away his vote, opting for third party candidate, Pumpkin Pie.

Rich J seemed to side with Apple Pie as well, but his vote was a hanging chad. He belligerently protested, “Your mom knows what kind of pie I like.” Ultimately, it went to the Supreme Court to rule on how this vote should be counted.

VapmireKlown was the first to really stir things up, boldly declaring that “Apple Pie is a PINKO COMMIE FAG!!!!!!!!” Von took the bait and returned the volley, defending the honor of Apple Pie, and hurling the gay label right back at VKlown, who responded by trying furiously to pray the gay away.

Skul proceeded to throw away yet another vote, this time opting for the Ron Paul of the debate, baseball.

Pope Terry seemed confused, and went on an anti–Swedish tirade. Don’t blame him, though. He is a floppy-eared Australian, and doesn’t understand the intricacies of American Politics.

Swinging to the controversial side of things, RT – Chief Mongress and Kate teamed up to voice their disdain for America by vehemently denouncing pie in all it’s forms. Even though the female participants agreed that Apple Pie was indeed more American, they could not help but show their contempt for it.

Monday, the decision came down from the Humor-Blogs.com Supreme Court as Chief Justice Diesel ruled Apple Pie “would never run off with an insurance salesman from Duluth.”

Reports are coming in that JT has plans to protest the vote count in Ohio. No word yet on whether VampireKlown, in FLorida, will join in the protest.

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